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farren.bsky.social
The Friendly Necromancer 🎩
@farren.bsky.social
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Artist that likes death, pirates, Lithuanian culture, folklore, Doctor Strange, and misbehaving He/him
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · Jul 4
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 5h
Get laid down comfortably in bed
Turn off light
See glowing orb hovering near ceiling
Turn light back on

Its my @kikidoodle.bsky.social bombangler staring at me from my plushie hammock

I forgot it glowed
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
I cant recall if you drive or not, but I've heard from folks with epilepsy that the lights on cop cars can be a big problem. I remember a dude I used to work with talking about how he had to beg cops to turn their lights off when he got pulled over.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
Mm, wax
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
I don't like strobes much myself, but its less health issue and more I'm a creature of the dark and sudden flashing lights hurt.
Kinda ends up like this:
Image of a cat being flashbanged by a camera.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
I just realized, given were you live, photosensitivity has to make life a particular kind of hell.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
It sucks cuz i used to *love* baking scents, like cupcake scented air fresheners and such, but I can't even handle those for too long anymore.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
Due to a badly healed break in the upper part of my nose, my sense of smell comes and goes, but strong floral or like, patchouli perfumes always feel like a railroad spike to the sinuses.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
I work on an upscale grocery store and it has a whole fancy candle section and I dread having to spend any significant time in that aisle.
Also have a coworker that used to wear really strong floral perfumes and I had to ask a manager to ask her to stop doing that.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
My fursona has more humanlike feet and its causes some fun reactions in people.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
Its an admittedly stupid and common gripe, but mammaries on species that don't have them sets my teeth on edge.
I have been trying to train myself to accept it. Its fantasy. Let the snakes have tits.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 7h
I feel the same about strong perfumes. I can't be around any perfume for too long cuz it gives me a nasty sinus migraine. But they're like. Everywhere. I don't think people realize how everywhere they are.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 10h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Cat
Demon Cat - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 10h
With part of the White House being demolished, it'd be funny if it was the Demon Cat that takes him out
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 12h
I have one on my finger I get to joyfully tell folks caused someone to pass out, at least.

(I didn't know the person had hemophobia)
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 13h
In my case its proof of accident prone
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 13h
Was disappointed i couldn't order off the dinner menu cuz it had pupusas but now I'm glad I couldn't cuz that was an amazing meal I woulda missed out on
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 13h
Just had quesabirrias for the first time and good lord that was delicious
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 15h
In Beauty and the Beast, do you think when Maurice showed up at the castle, the servants speculated if he'd be the one to break the curse
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 15h
I wish drainless had been an option for me, I'm a little envious
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 15h
Jesus Christ.
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 16h
"Look at this massive booger that came out of my boobs!"

"AJ please put your shirt back on"
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 16h
Mine was the drains

I hated the drains so much

The plus side of them was I could gross out other people with them
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 16h
I just did psychic damage to a coworker who used to work in the fashion industry
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The Friendly Necromancer 🎩 @farren.bsky.social · 16h
This is the correct type of cursed image for me to torture a few friends with
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Reposted by The Friendly Necromancer 🎩
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Renegade Roo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 16h
Finally some cowboy boots that are actually comfortable to wear!
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