Oh I’m happy. I’m very happy! La, la la, la la la la!

Chat, is this good?

@actualnames.bsky.social

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Hi everyone

I could easily go Leaving Las Vegas mode but with Reese’s peanut butter cups instead of alcohol

now true for a third time!

Foreigner's first album was titled "Ennh! Excuse please! Can you tell me where is to find the, eh, station of buses?"

Coulda been worse!

From separate rooms I called to my mother to ask how the sperm got to the egg and my mom had to shout the answer to me

@murderxbryan.bsky.social it’s you

Was completely on purpose

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

I understand and even sympathize with the sentiment behind “I want a government so small I can drown in a bathtub” but jfc what a psychotic way to phrase that

THIS HARD

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

Hail St. Nick!

She’s actually good though

“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”

knux say “PINK” “MOON”

Never seen Dirty Dancing or Footloose and in my head they’re one movie

I know I watched Love Actually like 20 years ago and something tells me I want to keep it that way.

“D’oh! Nuts…”