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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍

@fallingflats.bsky.social

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My husband, who also shares the same first name thinks I should buy a cruiser because he has a Roadking. Would you say a Ducati Diavel is a cruiser? 🏍

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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 8h

You get the feeling the pentagon might be a little jealous of how many fans Boots has?

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking recliner lounges

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 1d

But Bernie, what really fucks us is that murika voted for it

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 2d

Congrats flyboy!

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a firm believer that pure sex over rides any genre. And just look at it!

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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 2d

I call bullshit, road rules are determined by the states.

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 5d

I thought the vote against dutton would have made this obvious

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 6d

I usually fall asleep post nut

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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 7d

About 67 apparently

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 8d

Definitely needs finely sliced granny Smith apple

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 9d

Oh fuck off murikans

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 10d

Sounds like a death metal track to me, rocking a good V twin bass line

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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 11d

About to, goodnight

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 11d

You want a biccy with that?

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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 12d

I just don't get why murikans shoot school kids and not these arseholes

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 12d

I'll have you facing the wall thanks babe

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 14d

A Chinook would make one hell of a motorhome

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 17d

I doubt many would understand let alone see that analogy

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 21d

I'm kinda a fan of internal intercourse

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 21d

One down, five up

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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 22d

It's that 'mysterious ways' thing again

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 23d

Sorry murika, no one is coming to save you

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 24d

Ow, please..no teeth

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 24d

They all look like bullies with no friends

Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 25d

For fuck sake murika, sorry but no one is coming to save you