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keefe

keefe

@eyebooprofen.bsky.social

280 followers 230 following 730 posts

here lies my self validation spiral

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keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 2d

free it next

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 7d

y’all actually doing no nut november? should be calling it nutvember the way ive been going so far

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keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

oh u ate

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

i thought more people wouldve done it

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

mickey would’ve definitely been sister hong’s customer

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

ok troye u slayed

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

u tell me

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

would u rather be unwanted

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

i am ready to kiss anyone who gets it

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

Ok but what was this

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

oh thank u 🥺

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

i’ll be getting you from the dollar menu

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 8d

educate yourself!!

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keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 9d

finally someone that gets it 😭😭😭

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 9d

i hate gay halloween

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 9d

ahh!

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keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 10d

adorbs!!

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 10d

ok post it then!

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 11d

oh we’re looking at anything else but the tattoos

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 11d

you are literally the main character here hun

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 11d

not the most insane thing you’ve posted the past 12 hours

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 11d

call me the town’s pole crier

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 11d

ok but unfortunately that ain’t happening anytime soon 🫩

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 11d

u bet i’ll be eating that

keefe @eyebooprofen.bsky.social · 11d

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(more of y’all need to jump on this pls pls pls)