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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060

@exvangelicalash.bsky.social

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She/Her. Cis. Rising from the ashes of an evangelical li(f)e. Geography student. Former evangelical youth minister, now exvangelical and deconstructing. Loves: My girls, my cats, sports, food, wine, nature https://ngl.link/exvangelicalash1

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Don't worry, I am a nice vampiress. I always have sour patch kids and tootsie pops in my bag, so I come with treats

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 2h

For sure! I have heard Planes Trains and Automobiles is a good Thanksgiving movie so I imagine I'll be watching that one soon

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Well, I wasn't a preacher. I was a youth minister. Huge difference. And I never thought of her as a porn star. She's always been my big sister who is a kick-ass doctor and sex therapist who did what she had to do to pay education debt and feef herself

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 2h

It's not that thick, and not always easily identifiable as Irish. But people can still usually tell I'm foreign born

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 2h

Toss up between Kali or Mike. (I love you both!)

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 3h

Probably the John Candy doc. I knew who he was, had seen only one of his movies in my life, but knew nothing of his life. Seeing old interview clips and hearing from his family and friends really made my heart ache for this man. A very well done documentary

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 3h

My favorite thing about the nights I babysit my nephew is bedtime story time. Makes me want to have littles again!

Love the Mo Willems books! The Elephant and Piggie books are always a crowd pleaser! #booksky #readingrainbow #momsky #parentsky

A book cover, showing a drawing of a great elephant and pink pig in a car, with the title “let’s go for a drive“

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 7h

I've been binging The Morning Show on Apple. I'm on Season 3. The first season was amazing. Second one was huge letdown. So far S3 is better

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 7h

Good! Life has been busy, but good

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 8h

I would tell him to relax; nobody is going to hell for masturbating. I would talk about 1 Corinthians and how traditionally many have interpreted sexual immorality from that. But when we reflect inwards, we can learn what a moral lifestyle truly means, and how love for ourselves can be part of that.

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 8h

Then they should tell me.

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 8h

Same can go for their female partners. "He doesn't get cummirs until my team clinches a playoff berth, and only then I'll think about it")

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe that’s why the New England Patriots are suddenly one of the best teams in the NFL out of nowhere 🤣

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 9h

Without saying Top Secret!, fav Val Kilmer FIlm?

At First Sight

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 2d

Twister
Chasing Amy
Kissing Jessica Stein

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 2d

Moulin Rouge!

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 4d

That would be one very long thread

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

She Used To Be Mine - Sara Bareilles youtu.be/53GIADHxVzM?...

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Don't worry, I am a nice vampiress. I always have sour patch kids and tootsie pops in my bag, so I come with treats

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

So true!

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Thoughts during these movies:

I Like Me: "What a gentle soul this guy was."
Splash: "Whoa! Very naked Daryl Hannah bum bum."
Belfast: "I need to talk to my father. I had no idea."
Beetlejuice: "I'd live in this house."

#filmsky #nowwatching

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here's my #LastFourWatched.

It was a good movie watching week. All 4 of these were good to very good. #filmsky

🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Drop some Masks

Not even sure why, but first movie thing that came to mind with "masks" was
"What would happen if I rip that mask from your face?"
"It would be extremely painful."

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks! Trying to get most of my school work done and out of the way today, so I can enjoy some Fall / Halloween activities with my nephew this weekend. I miss having little ones!

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Definitely coffee

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

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🌈 Vampiress On The 1060 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning, Kalifornia! I hope you have been having a nice week, and have a good day today!

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