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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Jul 17

Places everyone!!📻

Reposted by Lars Callieou

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · Jun 8

You know what's funny?

Lars Callieou in the woods.
@extralars.bsky.social is funny everywhere actually.

We caught him this afternoon at Glenn Grant's celebration of life and he crushed it; great set.

Thank you @willygrant.bsky.social for inviting us to celebrate, we had a great time!

Comedian Lars Callieou in the middle of a set, in the middle of the woods, in the middle of the afternoon.

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Apr 16

As a human, I’m sad Calgary missed the playoffs, they had a heck of a run.

As an #Oilers fan, I want to smirk about it but I remember the feeling of missing the post season year after year.

“When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.”

You exceeded expectations.🤝

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 28

Friday Night Lights 🤩

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 21

Fun Facts with #LarsCallieou

#Australia #Straya #DownUnder #AustraliavsCanada

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 14

Happy π Day!

My favourite pie is my Grandma’s strawberry rhubarb, how about you?🥧

#PiDay

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 10

I’d been looking forward to this for MONTHS!! Heavy sigh.

867-5309

We still got a picture (safely but without accompanying music)😀

@VWcanada @VW @NordenVW

#LarsOdometer #VWCanada #Volkswagen #TommyTutone

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 9

All On The Board said it wonderfully!

#InternationalWomensDay #IWD2025

All On The Board @allontheboard.bsky.social · Mar 8

Today is International Women’s Day. Thank you to all of the women in our lives making the world a better place.

#InternationalWomensDay #IWD2025

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 8

Due to the on again/off again tariffs I’ve decided to recall ALL Canadian Geese from the USA. All geese are ordered to return to Canada immediately.

Sincerely,
Lars A. Callieou

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 6

I have shows in Grande Prairie and Red Deer this week… I just realized we’ll make it to 867530 9 on Sunday!🥹❤️

youtu.be/j7V2_jQ_QUU?...

#Jenny #LarsOdometer #Volkswagen

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 5

Liquor from the USA is flying off the shelves.😏

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Mar 1

Would you go:

867530 9.0
or
867530 0.9

🤔

3000 kms to go to Jenny 🙂

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 28

I want you to know, I think you’re doing great and I’m proud of you.❤️

#KeepGoing

Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 23

Finally getting around to reading this. Sammy Shore was Pauly Shore’s father, husband to Mitzi Shore. I bought it years ago.🙂

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 21

It’s our game.🇨🇦❤️

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 19

It is SWELTERING here.🥵

If you’re in Thailand Thursday and/or Friday come to a stand up comedy show, I’ll be the slightly sunburnt comedian guy.

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 17

In unrelated news, @Delta Airlines has added a “Keep Your Plane Wheels-side Down Fee”

Disclaimer: I’m glad everyone is ok, I hope the injuries are minor and that those hurt make a full and speedy recovery❤️‍🩹

#DeltaAirlines

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 16

I drove my Volkswagen Jetta off the lot brand new in July of ‘09. It has its original engine and original transmission, still runs like a top.

Oh, and I had to replace the windshield wipers once.

136,000 to go!🥹❤️

#MyVW #Volkswagen #VW #LarsOdometer

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 14

I have a gig tonight in Cold Lake, it’s sold out so if you didn’t pre-purchase tickets you’re going to have to use the ol’ cup-to-ear-to-wall trick.

Then two shows in Thailand, then Whitecourt.

I’m very good at routing my shows.🙂

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 14

In an attempt to make it a mirror type odometer reading… I needed a backward 6 and a cooperating temperature.🙂

#LarsOdometer #Volkswagen #VW

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 12

I hadn’t thought about this joke in years.

From my 2011 Comedy NOW!

#BlastFromThePast

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 4

A whole bunch of old friends from facebook and Twitter have been following me on Instagram, I don’t know if someone tagged me in something or if I’m just showing up as a Suggestion, it’s been nice.🙂

I followed everyone back.😁

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Feb 4

😆

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Jan 28

At the comedy club in Ottawa they were using a celebrity look-a-like app.

Yup, me and RDJ, our similarities are truly remarkable.😏

#Doppelgänger

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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · Jan 27

I don’t have an NFL team, I have a lot of friends who cheer for the Bills and they had a fantastic season so I thought their fans deserved one. Couple of borderline calls from the refs, game could have gone either way.

Heck of a year Josh Allen.

#Bills #Chiefs

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