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If protesters in 2600 cities marched against Biden would it be in the top three stories on your webpage?
Jess Gill: says anything

Chorus: Under the sea, under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We're what the land folks love to cook
Under the sea we're off the hook
We got no troubles life is the bubbles
Under the sea, under the sea
Every time I read a puff piece that describes Alex Karp as a democrat-leaning devotee of democracy I look for the follow-up questions about the delusional totalitarian vision promoted by his business partner, mentor, and dear friend, Peter Thiel.

I never find them.
That chair looks like the fancy pleather option at Home Depot.
"You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it."
Or somebody who shot a leading Oscar candidate expecting to receive his Oscar nod through some heretofore unknown transitive property.
It makes people uncomfortable when you visibly attempt to move in front of them.
Um, so how well does facial recognition software work with just eyes?
Please join me in welcoming the final graduating class of the West Edmonton Mall Santa Training Course!

Remember your credo: “no phones, no tattoos, but especially no booze.”
Ivan Drago had only 9 lines in Rocky IV. All seem applicable:

"You will lose."
"I cannot be defeated."
"I defeat all men."
"Soon I defeat real champion."
"If he dies, he dies."
"I must break you."
"He's not a human. He's like a piece of iron."
"I fight to win, for me. For me!"
"Until the end."
Slightly romanticized view of what the Dunkin delivery person sees in November when New Englanders start answering the door wearing naught but a comforter, the nearest shoes at hand, and a Louisville Slugger in case Tommy from down the hall runs his mouth.
If you’re going to animate a racist no. 2 pencil why choose one that’s been gnawed upon?
Dartmouth isn’t present here either. I am still immensely disappointed in every alumni body for not calling for Sian Beilock’s dismissal.

She called in a violent police response on peaceful student protesters faster than other college president, and hired a Trump GC to show compliance in advance.
Dartmouth’s Leader Called in Police Quickly. The Fallout Was Just as Swift. (Published 2024)
www.nytimes.com
Mr. S.T.A.R. lining up to apply for a tradwife using the Revelations 2:20 Opposite Day Jezebel/Onlyfans exception.
Not the main point, but The Hollywood Reporter and James Hibberd are just blatantly crossing into advocacy over journalism here, especially by ending on that drawn out Sting quote from 2009.

Shame on them.
Guy let Christ into his house just in time to observe his farewell fap tour.
When your worldview posits that the last American patriots are the Groypers, Moon Landing Truthers, and the FSB.
Every time he speaks it be like…