@explainsiffryn.bsky.social
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fuck dudes. its over. i accidentally made up a guy and got mad at him again
My therapist keeps telling me to be honest with myself and with others but my lawyer is telling me to use my right to remain silent what the fuck do I do
you are asking for a lot from someone who is literally just a little guy (gender-neutral)
listen the universe might have made me terrified of everything but at least i have a cool little hat that makes everything worth it
getting jumpscared by my old posts reading up on chats is fuckin crazy btw. someone mentioned that it was 16° outside and i just replied. “oh shit. world’s rotated.”
“my son isnt autistic” ma’am your daughter’s favorite DS game was brain age
heh… they call me the “homewrecker”… i have a collection of rings i’ve stolen from peoples places… No? What the fuck? That’s not why they call me the homewrecker no they call me that because of my fucking bulldozer
shur up bro
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“Ah, what a meager yet exquisite meal. I pray this humble repast invoketh not explosive diarrhea.”
Some stupid fucking cow chewing grass in a field, utterly blissfully unaware of the vast misfortune it hath wrought: “Moo.”
Some stupid fucking cow chewing grass in a field, utterly blissfully unaware of the vast misfortune it hath wrought: “Moo.”
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WHY DID NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TELL ME I WAS VISIBLE TODAY. WHAT THE HELL.
My gender is of the bit, my sexuality is for the bit, and my religion is by the bit.
visibly shaking my head after seeing some gross shit on my timeline just in case some stranger was looking over my shoulder at the worst possible moment
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Sylvette!!
@sylvette.bsky.social
· Mar 27
told my friends i have an interest in mixology and now whenever i’m doing a bit they always immediately think i’m drunk
Starting to think the reason I’m so resistant to alcohol is just because I have alcoholic energy as is.
Starting to think the reason I’m so resistant to alcohol is just because I have alcoholic energy as is.
the instant after you buy new pants you have to put them on and piss in them to mark your territory
And so another chrysalis bursts open… 🦋