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Excalibear

@excalibear.bsky.social

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Cigar/pipe bear. Mostly harmless. Happily married, playfully social. Cheerfully horny exhibitionist, music enthusiast, classic horror fan, cat daddy. Very NSFW, so 21+ please. Don’t click on what you don’t want to see. Empty profiles get blocked.

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 4h

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 8h

Lock it up and then unload

Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 9h

Accurate labeling! 🥵

Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 10h

The appetizing color of well prepared mussels

Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 10h

My brain can't even get to the flavor, because I can see that cooked-red-wine cream sauce color very clearly in my head, and ... no.

My god, I just googled "red wine cream sauce" and people really do that on purpose, and it looks like liquefied brains.

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 10h

Pepto-bismol and mussels 😵‍💫

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 13h

Lolsnort

Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 14h

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 14h

Thank you! ❤️‍🔥

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 14h

All yours, Sir

Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 15h

Isn’t it? 🥰

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 15h

Sunday semi

Closeup of a half-full cock wearing a heavy glans ring and an egg-shaped ball stretcher

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Excalibear @excalibear.bsky.social · 17h

Hey, stranger. Hugs to you. I have been in this place. I hope you find a therapist who clicks with you both. Whatever the outcome, open communication is key to getting there intact. Those skills are hard to practice when you’re in crisis. Therapy can help. This is hard, but you will get through.

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