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Your favorite curmudgeon. A delightful mix of Uncle Buck and Captain Spaulding Very professional, very misunderstood Check me out twitch.tv/EvilNedTV #BeAFriendOfNed
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To all the new folks that followed me:

Former cult leader, ran out of flavoraide, my bad.

I stream on Sundays and Thursdays at 630pm EST
twitch.tv/EvilNedTV

I'm way funnier on stream

I don't want your money, just your time, eyes, & ears

But I do accept tributes, of gold and grave dirt.
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davejorgenson.bsky.social
Republicans: “Stop calling us Nazis just because you disagree with us.”

*Elon Musk Nazi salutes*

Young Republican group: “I love Hitler.”

This Congressman’s office:
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Bacon Avocado Lettuce Aoli Tomato Radish Onion sandwich

Balatro Sandwich

*Ingredients subject to change
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Under 25% fucking embarrassing
profanity.accountant
@evilnedtv.bsky.social has swears! They've used 250 profanities in their last 1,094 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (52 times)
🥈 "shit" (44 times)
🥉 "fucking" (25 times)
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seriesjunkie.bsky.social
Hello everyone.

Antifa is not a real organization.

Proud Boys are.

Oath Keepers are.

Patriot Front is.

KKK is.

Heritage Foundation is.

Antifa is not.

Thanks for your attention.
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Found out BOTH of the LGS's in my area are scalping the secret lairs that dropped yesterday. Theyre both charging over 6x the price of the product. I think this is it. It's time to genuinely condense my collection and I'm not supporting WOTC or the stores anymore
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Unpopular opinion: the hardest catchphrase in wrestling history is

"Thou shall not steal, thou shall not kill, and thou shall not fuck with the Dudleys"
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Loved that movie immensely!
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Happy Birthday @slime9269.bsky.social 🫀🫀🫀🫀 I'll happily do this til death
Green foliage background, man in a plaid shirt with a woman with glasses, in a grey cardigan staring at a phone receiver with a confused expression
evilnedtv.bsky.social
If you gotta use your phone at the urinal, you're weak of character.
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themckenziest.gay
Shoutout to @theonion.com for being one of the only news sources not complicit in this genocide
The amazing Assal Rad posting two news headlines and says the AP vs The onion. AP: 

Who is on the list
According to a list issued by Hamas, the Gaza detainees freed include two women, six teenagers under 18 and around 30 men over 60.

The onion: Every Word Besides
'Children' Used To Describe Palestinians
Under 18
Published December 5, 2023
evilnedtv.bsky.social
To my viewers, if you're not subscribed & you're getting ads during my stream & I miss the timer saying the ad is coming. Tell me & I'll pause the game or if it's a live game I'll refrain from doing anything remarkable. I don't want your money, just your company.

Evil Ned cares about your enjoyment
evilnedtv.bsky.social
I think for November it'll be Helldivers and Wolfenstein it'll bleed into Xmas where we'll do what the dub/rifftrax Xmas edition for you holiday sickos
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Forget everything you know about dish soap!
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Come early and play Jackbox
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Flea flicker? Bunt? Chip in?
evilnedtv.bsky.social
I should storyboard something. I have a disgusting vampire story that takes the deeper meaning of what vampires represent and takes it to the grossest extreme.

I think we need more stories that are as subtle as a brick to the teeth. With the same level of comfort as said brick to the teeth
evilnedtv.bsky.social
I wanna do more Helldivers but it's Halloween season!

So how about Typing of the Dead? It's a throwback, I'll do Strobophagia and The Convenience Store this month too!
evilnedtv.bsky.social
I will say any restaurant that changes from coke to Pepsi, their quality definitely drops
evilnedtv.bsky.social
Hey cherry vanilla Pepsi zero sugar tastes correct. And Pepsi zero sugar tastes like coke zero when it ORIGINALLY came out. Coke has fallen all the way off. The only other acceptable "big" name soda is RC Cola