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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they)

@estropuppynsfw.bsky.social

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Impeach. Convict. Remove. The world is quiet here. I have friends everywhere.

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 1d

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 3d

The dentist after he charges me $700 for making me wait 90 minutes, doing 30 minutes of work, and putting $0.30 worth of resin in my cavities

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 3d

Love is protective, and protection isn’t always nice. You have to accept that. You can’t always be nice and protect yourself and/or your loved ones. You can start out trying to be nice, but if being nice isn’t effective, that’s okay; just protect.

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 6d

i drew cuddly tentacle moment

an artwork by Spindle of the characters Medea, a human with green hair sitting on a single armchair, propped up on a pillow, looking with loving eyes at Joe, an Octople (tentacle jellyfish creature), who's holding her with tentacles, holding a mug for him and Medea. Joe's mug says "#1 Husband" in fancy cursive, while Medea's has "#1 Wife" in fancy modern/sci-fi style text

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 6d

How it feels to drive my Subaru Outback with Lane Centering enabled

a man in a suit and tie is driving a car while looking at his phone .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is driving a car while looking at his phone .

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 7d

bbno$ is the opposite of Elon Musk.

bbno$ = baby no money
Elon Musk = adult all the money

bbno$ = a positive influence
Elon Musk = a negative influence

bbno$ = likable
Elon Musk = hatable

bbno$ = healthy hairline
Elon Musk = had hair replacement

bbno$ = handsome
Elon Musk = lizard man 🦎

bbno$ = happy & secure in his masculinity
Elon Musk = mad & very insecure

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 7d

Being open-minded doesn’t mean tolerating fascism.

Being open-minded does NOT mean tolerating fascism.

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 8d

If I learned anything from The Phantom of the Opera, it’s that not nearly enough people get actively upset at incels.

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 9d

Execute Order 65!

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 9d

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 9d

And the food is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` absolutely fantastic '' written below him .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` absolutely fantastic '' written below him .

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 10d

You worry if you might go too far. I make memes with the intention of annoying my wife. We are not the same.

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 10d

My wife is such a teaboo

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 12d

I bet I could get a black suit and a bad attitude at this comics and games store

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 13d

Taylor Swift should have her private jet taken away and not be allowed to use any other private jets until they can make her a fully electric private jet.

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 13d

Scooby-Doo-shaped pump bottle/joint dispenser + water-based lubricant = Lubey-Doobie Doo

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 14d

I need an Addams Family movie or show with Pedro Pascal as Gomez Addams

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 14d

Am I the only one who had a Mandela Effect of classic Scooby-Doo having Ghostface show up at some point??? Apparently, it wasn’t Ghostface, but it was this villain, known as the Phantom Shadow:

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 14d

trans people. Stop hating the trans community for what you did to yourself without doing research first.

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 14d

Message to Detransitioners:

YOU NEED TO STOP HATING TRANS PEOPLE!

It sucks that you tried transitioning & it wasn’t for you, but no one *forced you* to do it.

Also, since you questioned your gender, tried transitioning, & figured out it wasn’t for you, you should understand how it *is* right for

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KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 15d

Question for people who are into receiving ball-busting: How?

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 17d

I can’t believe aromantics would only wanna date this guy. He’s not good for anyone!

KOЯN Dog🐾 FDT! (she/they) @estropuppynsfw.bsky.social · 17d