Am I proud of the dart? Yes. And the teabag? Also, yes.

smells nice too

It'll never beat living in Austin and being surrounded by Grackles and wasps while eating queso, but it's better than no queso at all.

Give me queso

I don't

Edible?

The most erotic foods

Even chili?

Order all the individual pieces of it while giving instructions on how you want it packaged

We're steps away from this turning into House of Leaves.

As long as there aren't beans in it

Yeah, well if you try to drowned me then chili won't work

Chili isn't soup.

Jason Benetti will be doing it on five years, mark my words

Welp

...yes I'm weird.
Will throw together a round of shirts and mugs (there's a fuller version)
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Timesplitters erasure

Only feeds my shame kink

Again, please send @heartlandsignal.bsky.social tips chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

My hottest take is that Halo was never good.

it’s beyond comprehension that scenes like this have become routine in chicago.

masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets.

this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*

Start a GoFundMe to send me on the shady Amish tour