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Eryq Ouithaqueue

Eryq Ouithaqueue

@eryq.bsky.social

900 followers 560 following 6.1K posts

Here for the Extremism and Cult experts. Googology enthusiast. Mashup lover. Physics groupie. Anti-AI techie. Corvidophile. Introvert. Occasional writer. Sometimes I try to make art. Any/all.

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Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 5m

Fourth-wall-breaking has really gotten out of hand.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 1h

The "Dr." is short for "Demented racist."

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 1h

Spent an hour up and around a tree, killing spotted lanternflies with a rubber mallet. As one does.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 5h

"He just.... tweeted it out."

It's a normalization tactic. You publicly announce that you're doing a thing that you're not legally or ethically allowed to do, and the public assumes it's not scandalous because you're not hiding it.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 12h

Thanks!

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 13h

Oh so THAT'S the dril tweet that someone said sums up her entire personality

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 14h

That old woman really made Kaitlin ...
<lowers sunglasses>
... lose her shit.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 14h

*grabbing my go bag*

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 14h

*GMErica intensifies*

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 15h

Nice way to make 100K. And all JS had to do for it was kick a legal hornet's nest.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 15h

It's my most treasured blocklist membership and I will love them for the rest of our short lives. 💜

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 15h

It's fine. It pales in comparison to what others are going through.

Even with everything else going on right now in my personal sphere, I love life and I'm doing OK.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 15h

The offended individual was @/valkyrie.hacker.gf who added me to two lists: "Thanatophiles" and "Behold, a man has spoken" 🙃.

(Sorry, Val: you're still going to die one day, same as all of us. But if you don't wise up you're going to die mad about dying, which is unnecessary.)

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 15h

I got added to some weird lists, once by the "You Can Choose To Never Die" types who were big mad when I told them that no one currently alive will live forever.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 16h

The political left just hates neo-Nazis and religious oppressors.

The political right can't agree on who they hate most: Black people, Jewish people, Hispanic people, queer people, cis women, trans women, interracial couples, ...

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 16h

Given that the Republicans will go through the entire month of October without ending the shutdown, I'm gonna have to start looking for other IT contracts.

I'm damn near 60 and living near ground zero of the Federal IT blast zone, so I'm sure this is going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 17h

$GME

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 17h

Do y'all remember that South Park episode where Cartman pretends to have Tourettes, and how eventually his brain's verbal filter just quits working and he can't stop embarrassing himself?

That's the Right today.

They leaned so hard into their worst Trumpian impulses that they do shit like this.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 18h

I see the Right still hasn't developed a second joke

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 18h

If you know someone like this in real life you should sit them down and calmly find out what went wrong in their soul.

Whether you do that before or after anonymously decorating their car with a ball peen hammer is up to you.

Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 21h

May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 18h

Oh yeah like I'm gonna believe a terminally-online L factory has "friends".

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 18h

That second thing never happens to me

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 19h

One of the great American mythological figures was Johnny Pornoseed, who walked from coast to coast dropping acorns and Penthouse issues.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 19h

Never give them what they want. Being coolly unbothered and muting (not blocking) or happily trolling them in return is far better for the cause than losing your shit online.

Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 19h

Billy the Kid.