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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 14h

True story!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 17h

My 2017 review of Blacula with guest commentator a 6 year-old Madelyne.

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The 6-Minute Critic: Blacula | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

Eric, with unrequested assistance from young Madelyne, review the black horror classic. Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 1d

The entire east wing. The whole god damn side of that building....dozed. Destroyed for that fucking ballroom.

I say this with the intensity of a thousand white hot suns...Go fuck yourself if you voted for Trump, or didn't vote in 2024.
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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Trump says White House East Wing to be torn down

US President Donald Trump previously said that his ballroom addition would not "interfere with the current building".

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livingwillie.bsky.social @livingwillie.bsky.social · 2d

The disdain for republicans in Congress just keeps growing. Tearing down the east wing of the White House has taken my temper to a whole new level of anger. These folks are such fu*king cowards.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 2d

More Halloween songs from the early 20th century on my Waxy Buildup podcast.
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Waxy Buildup: Halloween II | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

A second load of olde timey Halloween recordings. Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 3d

Eric Wincentsen goes into detail about G'n'R's bloated last gasp on his 11-minute podcast.
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What Came Next...Guns n' Roses "Use Your Illusion I & II" | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

After the runaway hit that was Appetite for Destruction, Guns n' Roses kept themselves both on the chart and as the targets of controversy with the stop-gap G n' R Lies in 1988. The real album to foll...

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 3d

Seeing a lot of people say the No Kings rallies is what democracy looks like.
What we have now with Trump as president is what democracy looks like when people don't vote.
We wouldn't be in this mess if 90,000,000 million people had gotten off their lazy asses and VOTED!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 4d

Trump posts a video of him shit bombing people who don't like him.
mm...yeah..funny. I guess.

Hey, how are negotiations going to end the shutdown?
Also, most people can't afford groceries, or buy a house. Any progress on that, Shit King?

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 5d

When it upsets your fragile world view, just say it was A.I. and go back to deep throating Trump.

Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 6d

My farts stink.
God damn you, Antifa!!!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 6d

I'm gonna guess a lot of us are terrorists now according to the new rules.
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Are YOU a Terrorist? Am I?

YouTube video by Punch Up Politics

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 6d

I know people get busy, and distracted by life, and you keep putting things off, or just forget, so I really need you to add this to your to-do list, and follow through with it.
Write this down:

Give Eric Paul Johnson $1,000,000 today.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 6d

It's part 1 of the 2012 Cait Brennan episode! Music and interview clips from Cait.
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Best of The Radiotrola Program: The Cait Brennan Episode I | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

It's part 1 of the February 24, 2012 episode promoting Cait's show at the International Pop Overthrow Festival. You can find Cait's music on Apple Music, and https://caitbrennan.bandcamp.com/ Donate t...

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 7d

Hey, that's great.
We can't afford groceries, and owning a home is a wild pipe dream fantasy.

Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 7d

I think this is the part where I'm supposed to be shocked.
What??? Hitler-lovers and racists in the Republican party??? I did Nazi that coming.

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‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 7d

Two legends of horror movies get together in a New Wave club to introduce really weak tales of scary.
My 6 minute review of "The Monster Club."
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The 6-Minute Critic: The Monster Club | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

Vincent Price and John Carradine introduce scaaaarrry stories! Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 8d

She was here legally, and they released her later in the day. There was no reason for this except that she had brown skin.

Fuck you if you voted for Trump.
Go fuck yourself if you still support him.
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Blood-Curdling Scream Heard as ICE Agents Pull Woman From Car in School Pickup Line

YouTube video by New York Post

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 8d

15 minutes of AM radio static during the morning on my Podcast Art podcast.
And, yes, the radio pictured is the radio used in this episode.
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Podcast Art: AM Radio (Day) | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

Tuning up and down the dial of AM radio, with 15 minutes of static. Recorded from a 1956 Country Belle radio on Monday, August 18, 2025 9:37-9:53 a.m. Donate to the podcast through PayPal eloftmpodcas...

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 9d

Now'd be a good time to pick sides.
And surprisingly, as an atheist, I'm on God's side.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 10d

The Goodbye, Dr. Demento episode of my Waxy Buildup podcast.
Songs from the early 20th century the Dr. never played, but seems like he would've.
Also my demented origin story, and thoughts about the most consequential radio personality in the history of humanity!
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Waxy Buildup: Goodbye, Dr. Demento | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

I send Dr. Demento off on his retirement. Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 10d

Eric Wincentsen barks at Ozzy in his 6-minute podcast.

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What Came Next...Ozzy Osbourne "Bark at the Moon" | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

The death of Randy Rhoads during the tour for Diary of a Madman was a severe blow to Ozzy Osbourne, especially after the success of that album. Jack Blades replaced Rhoads on guitar for the live recor...

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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 12d

This is definitely the definition of fascism.

#USDemocracy

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 11d

It's the most in demand podcast that will be canceled at the end of the year! (Unless there's a big cash influx.)

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America's Top 40s: October 12, 1959 | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)

The top 40 songs this week in 1959.Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 13d

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 13d

A toon I drew in October 2002.
On this I feel like me and Trump are on the same page.

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