Emily Cotterill
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Emily Cotterill
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Poet on unnecessary themes. Significant Wow out now with Seren Books.
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I wonder what Ernest Hemingway would have to say about the number of unused baby shoes for sale on Vinted. Is this a poem or???
🐺 I am an absolute sucker for rewilding. Bring back the wolf. Bring back the lynx.
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Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.
Won £25 on the Premium Bonds but am gutted to be reminded that the email you get no longer says 'Good News From ERNIE About Your Premium Bonds'. That's a poem out the window ffs.
'They'll chisel fucking poet when they do you
and that, yer cunt, 's a crude four-letter word.'
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Oh no, I hadn't heard. What a man. What a loss.
I love the man but he has a lot of stackable music related offences. In his defence he did then say that no one can do Common People at karaoke because only Jarvis can pull it off.
Breaking up with Dan for saying 'the sort of shit you listen to, Britpop where the guy can't sing... PULP!'
Today is the first boot day of the year for me here in south Wales. Join me.
Perk of being a dual income no kids person over 30 and not in London, brands are desperate for your cash and have no single clue how to speak to you. It's hilarious. It's joy. It's fodder.
♟️ Several things:

- The bloke who wrote this also wrote The Man Who Fell to Earth? Mad.
- The sexy French woman was a TV only addition ffs
- BENNY WATTS
PS if you're in the circle and you nick my Brooklyn Beckham and/or Premium Bonds poem ideas I'll see you outside
Enjoyed speaking to the Swansea & District Writers' Circle last night. It is impossible to look good in a mid chat photo especially when you've spent six hours in the car that day 🚗 📚
Significant Wow spotted at The Bookshop By The Sea in Aberystwyth ❤️ 🌊 📚
I keep saying I will organise a hometown launch for Significant Wow and I don't because I'm very out of the loop of local literay stuff so I'm trying to get on and do it. I don't even have a date yet tbh will likely be in The Pottery if you know? My cousin runs the café there.
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Do I know anyone who knows an East Mids based poet who might be interested in reading with me at an Alfreton event?
Do I know anyone who knows an East Mids based poet who might be interested in reading with me at an Alfreton event?
Who wrote the line Gilmore Girls where Paris says she is an Anglophile and then references Neil Kinnock? Have they been held accountable for their crimes??
Towards the end of this book there is a series of chapters called: Escapes and Captures , Dungeons, and Torture. So that's jazzy.
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Went to the East Midlands to see old friends and came back with a current affairs poem.
Went to the East Midlands to see old friends and came back with a current affairs poem.
Been slowly making my way through The Poetry Annual since Xmas. The last poem, Eric Yip's Ardently Love is one of the best things I've read in ages.
I maintain my anti-yarn-bombing stance but these lil guys, right by the rec that is the main inspiration for this poem, really did have me on the ropes for a moment.