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Em Audsley

@emaudsley.bsky.social

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Mum, editor, trying-to-write writer, servant to the great cat Toods, unsure of what this world is anymore-ist & immense horror fan, with a dash of J/K/I horror & poetry on the side.

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Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Jan 3

I highly doubt any part of himself is that flexible.

Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Jan 3

Old photo of mine, I miss photography outside.
It's a long time, this healing thing, can't wait to be back out there.

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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · Nov 29

Elon Musk is like a Bond villain, but without the charm, the sex appeal, the humor, the style, the rhythm, or the looks

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Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 29

#salmonhats #retroorcas #wtf

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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · Nov 22

Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.

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Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 13

If so, mine crashed...

Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 13

Block text saying "Life is too short to argue, block them and sleep peacefully."

Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 13

I had a carer who did that to me once, she's looking gone. Sacked.

Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 13

Nope, in this case it's not wrong.

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John @aguyincincy.bsky.social · Nov 11

Is it wrong that I pray for this day?

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Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 13

Give them a treat-tip! Mine couldn't be bothered to wake up to say hi

Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 13

Count me in.
May I add the collection 'Others'? It's amazing.

Em Audsley @emaudsley.bsky.social · Nov 13

Well, I'm here...& confused. Whoop!
I hope I can find everyone on here, I now feel like a troglodyte figuring out a game boy.
*adds obligatory words of wisdom for young 'uns #1*