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Ellen Murray

@ellenfromnowon.co.uk

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my cat is sectarian and my car is a snail - northern irish - road sign enjoyer/obsessive - my cat is @bilbo.cat on here @ellenfromnowon on twitter politics, IRL and gaming streams: twitch.tv/ellenfromnowon

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · 9h

Alec has another great dishwater video out, and included is a shout out to the wonders of worktop dishwashers - here's mine that's been a delight for the last 7 years. Plumbed in and very efficient. Perched on top is my other fave: my microwave with no spinning plate. Flat plate glass bottom. S tier

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · 1d

got the order papers: woke 2 is underway

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 26

what's the craic lads, entire kitchen sink/washing machine/dishwasher drainage system has decided to kill itself today, all sorted now but what a fucking pain in the neck. thank god for carpet extractors, they really come in clutch sucking up standing water everywhere

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 23

american evangelicals: store your money off-shore to honour god in the rapture. my paypal is a uk account. dm for details, have a safe flight

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 22

i did take a lot of paracetamol because of an injury just before i got my ham radio licence at 14 years old, in fairness.

Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 21

I'm back on Twitch! LIVE NOW to catch up and enjoy a review of the World Tram Driver Championships! Jump in now: twitch.tv/EllenFromNowOn

a man in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a train that says tram on it

ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a train that says tram on it

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 18

Look at how full this milk I got is

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 18

occasionally i reactivate my facebook account to sell a bunch of shit on marketplace and i accidentally destroyed this guy's week after selling a computer 😔

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 17

What

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 17

If you meet someone on a side street in the city at night to sell them some traffic lights that LOOK to most people like they're stolen but were legitimately acquired, does it add or subtract from the dodgy look to be unloading them from a white van? For context the white van is shaped like a snail.

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 14

Legitimately acquired!

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 14

bsky.app/profile/traf...

There's room on the right there

Nikodimos @trafficsigns.one · Sep 9

My backyard these days...

A row of traffic signals leaning against a fence in a garden

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 14

Happy to provide if you'd like :3 I think I paid about £80 for it, it's been deep-cleaned and lovingly stared at

Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 13

Oh, it'd be less than £20 via ParcelForce by the looks of it!

Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 13

I *could* post it via ParcelForce

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 13

do you want a traffic light for your home? i have one for sale.

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 12

Got a big box of A3 poster tubes I don't need and are taking up too much spare - free to anyone in/around Belfast who wants them.

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 12

why did my printer ink come in packaging covered in an AI narwhal (?) and labelled DOUBLE D

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 8

Fella my age just got punched in the nose by three men before having his e-scooter and phone stolen outside Tesco Castlereagh in Belfast about 10 foot in front of me. He's being checked out for concussion rn but what a bunch of fucking scumbags.

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 4

This guy is now spending like half the day most days at my place. He's an utter sweetheart. Family who owns him knows me and their young kids always knock on my window first if they can't find him. He's beyond affectionate 🧡

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 3

Oh lovely! Very cool. Yeah, for such a highly controlled med you'd expect them to be picky about that sort of thing

Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 3

I've been able to do like one thing a day lmao, absolutely awful

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Sep 3

After 7 weeks of the no ADHD meds (thanks, Belfast Health and Social Care Trust for changing your shared care policy!), I finally have them back. Looking forward to being able to actually think and maybe catch up on all the stuff I'm horribly behind on. Brain soup for 2 months 😭

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Aug 31

S-Cargo!!! 🐌 Here is my snail van from this weekend!

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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · Aug 23

Car backfired when I was walking home from Tesco yesterday while carrying a bunch of stuff and I pulled a muscle in my neck. God the pain is not fun. Hopped up on ibuprofen and got the microwave bean bag on rotation. L after L after L lmao