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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 21h

Getting contract revisions from people clearly using AI to analyze and revise. I’ve seen a lot of stupid revision requests in this position, but this caps it. They’re striking entire paragraphs, and then rewriting them to say……. Exactly the same thing. There are fifty of these.

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 3d

Mo doodles, ft my sister’s paladin Izzy whose hobbies include food, and Josh’s drow Vyk whose hobbies include sunglasses and giving Izzy cocaine

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 3d

Mo rora dnd sessions mo rora doodles

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 4d

I am not normally a Sports Hater but i long for the day when I no longer have to hear about the dodgers

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 4d

My library! They have an app that gives you access to their ebooks and audiobooks. Once you get to Seattle you should look at getting a library card, cus they likely have a similar service, and their catalogue is probably Huge

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 4d

I MEAN…. I kinda cheat cause most of these are audiobooks and my job loves to leave me alone for hours at a time. Dunno how much id read without audiobooks lmao. Spiders Elksy is an outlier etc etc

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 4d

Absolutely criminal…. I didn’t realize until now there’s an error in August’s graphic. Birds nest was 5 stars, not 4. In fact it’s my second favorite Shirley Jackson novel so far (second only to hill house). Shirley Jackson please forgive me…….

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 4d

and here’s the last few. I dont know what I was thinking trying to read death of Ivan ilyich while my dad was on his death bed, but I sure did it.

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 4d

I forgot I was gonna post these summaries of what i read every month. So instead have them all in one sitting.

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 5d

And now? I have to wait? Until November to see it again???? Cruel.

Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 5d

Guillermo de toro you’ve done it again

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 5d

Drove an hour for this 👍

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 5d

Teehee

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 6d

Everytime I see stuff about wow housing

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 9d

I used to love Halloween as a kid and ever since my teen years every year has come with a gradual diminishing of that love, and this year it’s a miracle I decorated at all. And then I see Christmas commercials after I only just got around to decorating halfway through October

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 12d

I’m afraid to know. But also who the fuck does that.

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 12d

Best case scenario: she only gave 1 to my sister bc the subject of the tattoo shop came up and she happened to have a flyer in her bag
Nightmares case scenario: she was giving them out to anyone she sat with. At my dad’s funeral. After she spent 3 months avoiding talking to me if dad was brought up

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 12d

She was handing out coupons for her tattoo shop at my dads memorial? She gave one to my sister? Am I in the fucking twilight zone?

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 22d

Hilariously I think all my years of performing music and dance and theatre has given me a Performance Override on anxiety. The second I’m on a stage or have to perform suddenly my anxiety just switches off

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 22d

Had my dads celebration of life yesterday and after 2 months of planning it’s so satisfying that it went off so well. It also reminded me I am the living contradiction of “socially anxious but really fucking good at public speaking”

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 28d

One day I’ll be free of emails but I look forward to being free from outlook even more

Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 28d

Oh god and they changed the email chain layout to be more like Gmail

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 28d

Work upgraded all our pcs which means im forced to use new outlook and some of these changes ??? They took out the ability to double click to open attachments? Now all you have is their shitty preview window that takes up the whole screen? And you cant zoom in on the attachment? WHAT WAS THE REASON

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · 28d

New outlook was designed to torture me, specifically

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Amy Lee’s Margaritaville @elksy.bsky.social · Sep 15

Oh god I haven’t heard the one with Tim curry, I’m gonna have to dig it up. My favorite is the one Christopher Lee did. He does a full blown Texan cowboy accent for Quincy and it single-handedly rekindles my will to live

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