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Elizabzth van Ofs

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · Oct 22

literally so thrilled with this shoot - it was a big leap for me on a technical level and I couldn't be happier. www.eavphotography.com

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 18h

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ dream ring for real from dream girl thank you baby

Sara van Os @saramcclarinet.bsky.social · 18h

My one book deal splurge was this upgraded engagement ring I got for my most precious wife. It’s her dream ring and she’s been eyeing it for years, but I didn’t have the money before. The squid I drew myself. I draw it on all of her gifts. I love you @elizabethvanos.com 💃🏻💍

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 5d

The last time I was this fucked up going home it was because I spent the day picking rock. Today, it's because I taught the children's choir, fell on the church steps and sang a Palestrina concert.

Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 5d

"Utilize this train, be kind to each other, share the space with one another. THERE ARE THREE DOORS. COUNT THEM."

I love her.

Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 5d

I am on a train with my favorite kind of rush hour conductor "let them off let them off let them off let them off let them off let them off let them off"

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 6d

I'm watching the debate after the fact and my current takeaway is that it's WILD to watch Sliwa consistently being more progressive and reasonable than Cuomo.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 6d

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 7d

*screams*

Several of the women I interviewed belong to religious communities that strongly oppose gender-affirming care, and yet were taking testosterone in amounts comparable to those taken by some trans men.

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 9d

That Enders game cover has a very warm spot in my heart

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Sara van Os @saramcclarinet.bsky.social · 9d

I mean listen I am biased

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 9d

A new favorite thanks @saramcclarinet.bsky.social

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 9d

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 10d

Both our cats are mezzos - there can be only one Soprano per house hehe

Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 10d

This is Adalgisa (Gigi for short)!

Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 11d

My black cat and her emotional support scratching post

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 11d

Do I performatively follow traffic rules when I bike so that I can yell at drivers who block the box guilt free? Yes.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16d

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 16d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 16d

I've had to log in five separate times, couldn't check out as a guest, had to update my correct payment info twice and still do not have the book.

Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 16d

@barnesandnoble.com I am just trying to buy a book why is it impossible? This has taken over fifteen minutesssss

Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 16d

@barnesandnoble.com I am just trying to buy a book why is it impossible? This has taken over fifteen minutesssss

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 16d

welcome to the new era of CBS News, where brave truth-telling takes precedence over spelling Zohran Mamdani’s name correctly

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Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 16d

An iconnnnn

Elizabzth van Ofs @elizabethvanos.com · 16d

this dog absolutely put on his photo face for me and I love him so much for it

A deeply photogenic dog with his paws hanging out the window of a fancy car

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16d

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 17d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

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CNN @cnn.com · 22d

Famed primatologist Jane Goodall gave an interview on Netflix's show "Famous Last Words" that would only be released after her death. Goodall shared some candid words about world leaders.

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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 22d

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 22d

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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 27d

Marginalized folks know TONE and LANGUAGE CHOICE are only part of what’s being communicated. But those in the power majority are accustomed to spaces that value and demand the faux nicety of polite tones no matter the core message being shared. To them, sounding angry makes you wrong in any event.

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