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Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · Nov 17
this is literally me btw
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Cass @cassmarshall.bsky.social · 9h
i owe so many video game designers an apology
perryodontal.bsky.social Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 9h
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "
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corvidaely.bsky.social
Corvids Daily @corvidaely.bsky.social · 12d
A lovely lass I found today!
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 5h
Good news: I made it to group A in Leo Cup

Bad news: it was only after doing TWENTY RACES that I noticed I was using my TT Maru instead of the CM Maru I literally built just a few hours ago. I’m dumb as hell
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 5h
I MADE IT GIRLIES THEYRE CALLING ME THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (barely snuck past with 3 wins)
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Reg Wilhelm @regwilhelm.bsky.social · 5h
Let us collect our carats…
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velocitycatte.space
Delta Lucere 🚀 @velocitycatte.space · 6h
anyways
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
me waiting so so comfy style for CM to start so i can get completely fucking destroyed and collect my pity carats
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
they won’t even be able to put my in a wheelchair after im finished, bestie. they’ll have to suspend my brain in a tank or something, that’s all that will be recoverable
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ceresultra.bsky.social
The Ghost Of Cohost. CoGhost. Gohosohssosost @ceresultra.bsky.social · 8h
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
YOURE THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE DELTA YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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velocitycatte.space
Delta Lucere 🚀 @velocitycatte.space · 6h
i'll never kms because if i do i can't say i took her to the base and lived to tell the tale
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
In the last 4 days I’ve watched all of the Madoka anime (still mentally recovering before I do the movies), all of Watanare, and now im almost done with S1 of Apothecary Diaries. Pretty fucking good run of anime to watch now that I’m trying to avoid YouTube slop
eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
same but huge buff sporty horse women. I haven’t stopped thinking about lrt for 2 days she could literally do anything to me
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taiyangyu.bsky.social
透明屿 @taiyangyu.bsky.social · 2d
#umamusume #ウマ娘 #FujiKiseki
#フジキセキ
Fuji Kiseki
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
LITERALLY I GET INSTANT DOPAMINE HIT WHEN SHE GOES KITTY MODE!!!!
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
been watching The Apothecary Diaries these last 2 days and it’s SO good holy shit I love it I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on so much good anime 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 6h
it’s literally maomao monday
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 7h
you gotta give the bergmaster the eggs jos
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 7h
i also lay down in the dirt and start babbling incoherently whenever huge horsegirls show up
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velocitycatte.space
Delta Lucere 🚀 @velocitycatte.space · 7h
girl...
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bealenoir.bsky.social
Béa || STORE OPEN || @bealenoir.bsky.social · 11h
etsy store is open!! ✨
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glopossum.com
🌓ⒼⓁⓄ🌗 @glopossum.com · Aug 22
That's coming right out of your paycheck, Chloe!
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 10h
Fuji Kiseki could get me pregnant tbh
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eggslut.bsky.social
Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · 11h
Hello Delta 💜
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sweetie! ♡ @sweetsidhe.bsky.social · Aug 30
she may do anything BUT train but you can't convince me golshi's not jacked out of her mind
An illustration of Gold Ship, also known as Golshi, a personified japanese race horse from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby. Known for being silly, Golshi stands afront a simple background- seemingly leaning on it, somehow- and looks to the viewer with a confident expression and her tongue out. She is, simply, ripped. "New Condition: Charming"
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