eevee june 🎀
@eeveelution.bsky.social
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she/her/they eevee june dawn evergreen ♊♌♓ 💠🌸10/31/2021🌸💠 i'm that one weird girl who practices love like a religion. alt text profile pic my face, banner pic queer eevee by @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social
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eeveelution.bsky.social
you can dm me i'll mail you one
rosemary.world
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important: i am in possession of a big box of gorgeous typewriter + risograph poetry zines that @eeveelution.bsky.social and i printed this weekend and we're currently figuring out how to get 'em into your hands

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my hand holding a pink and red zine, laid out on a typewriter and printed on a risograph. you can see that its title is "spin the bottle"; also behind that zine is a box of many more, plus my knees kneeling on the carpet
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pocket-acorn.bsky.social
bratting during bloodplay like
vegeta dodging cell's stabby tail of absorption
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karenblackpilled.bsky.social
There are lots of functional substitutes for reading The Atlantic, too. For example: what if I slammed my hand into the cutlery drawer
eeveelution.bsky.social
"misguided Americans insistent that products imported from African and South American nations are beloved, are they antifa?" -The Atlantic probably
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raconteuse.bsky.social
When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning.

Thank you, Miss Major.
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
*shakes a box of matches* that’s what bad pussy sounds like
eeveelution.bsky.social
update: he unliked and unfollowed lmao
eeveelution.bsky.social
me: *makes post with the word "horny" in it*

some random dude who i didn't even know follows me because he's literally liked maybe one of my skeets??: *smashes like button*
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eeveelution.bsky.social
examining my internal yearning readings, sitting up suddenly and sounding the alarm that just goes "i'm cooked i'm cooked I'M COOKED I'M COOKED"
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eeveelution.bsky.social
*nancy sinatra voice*

you keep fartin' when you oughta be shittin'
eeveelution.bsky.social
*nancy sinatra voice*

you keep fartin' when you oughta be shittin'
eeveelution.bsky.social
my dating grocery list, they must:

*love themselves
*cope in non self-destructive ways
*think i'm great (because i am)
eeveelution.bsky.social
i am so grateful to myself for waiting to fall in love until i was ready to be big scary vulnerable again, i can't settle for any other kind of connection
eeveelution.bsky.social
me: *makes post with the word "horny" in it*

some random dude who i didn't even know follows me because he's literally liked maybe one of my skeets??: *smashes like button*
eeveelution.bsky.social
your girl is *horny* today 😵‍💫
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bunnyhuunq.bsky.social
Who up brothing they beans
eeveelution.bsky.social
this is the same reason i have lots of weird little tattoos. my body is mine and i decorate it, knowing it will not last forever and that's actually a good thing
eeveelution.bsky.social
healing is when you go from hoarding all your stickers out of fear of regret and impermanence to actually sticking them on things you like accepting that you might not have that thing forever
eeveelution.bsky.social
healing is when you go from hoarding all your stickers out of fear of regret and impermanence to actually sticking them on things you like accepting that you might not have that thing forever
eeveelution.bsky.social
it honestly makes me smile how so many communities are coming together to shit on taylor swift right now
eeveelution.bsky.social
let's be honest AJ how many "seconds after i just jerked off" windows exist in your average day, it was bound to happen
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rosemary.world
i have got to get crazier
eeveelution.bsky.social
to myself: get injected with estrogen, idiot