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Editor. Songwriter. Cat servant. Pylon hobbyist. Observer of small details. Hella blue. Motto: Never trust an arthropod.
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Just ate a green chile breakfast #burrito that wasn’t merely zoned — it had no discernible green chile in it. 🚫🤬🌶️

I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
Howard Lutnick: “If you make him unhappy, he responds unhappily.”

Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
Smiling on Webex, screaming inside.
Thank you for the beautiful photo! 🩷 Grateful to live in such a magical place.
If you’re in the U.S., it’s gray.
She is beyond right 🩷
I’ve been stirring this pot of marinara for about half an hour, just meditating on the gentle alchemy that turns a bunch of disparate ingredients into food.

Beats thinking about anything else that happened today.
#survive #resist #cook
Sad to report that I can never again celebrate chervil after that one time they used too much in the escargots.
As the proud child of a reference librarian, I know no other way. (And speaking of E.F. Benson, do you have this memoir? It’s as dishy as it is witty.)
I’m so sorry, Ken! 💔
And who doesn’t secretly want to ride a unicone?
Never! 😂💖
Skål! 🥂
The nostril-biting aroma of shoe sanitizer spray mixed with decaying carpet and burned hot dogs. Three antique video games, one mostly operational, and one half-empty claw machine. And some sad middle-aged dude passed out facedown between the entryway and the bar. 🎳
“That fartface. I’d like to take a big bucket of black paint and put it on his head!”

– my late MIL (then in her mid-80s) during the first four years of the orange shitshow
#resist #endure #remember
Thank you for the evocative tour of your haunted goat barn.
It’s springtime in the city, and everything is growing and blooming. #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
Clearly headed for #1 on the Feline Emo charts 🖤
Inka is a great name for that cat! 🖤
Happy Towel Party Tuesday from Jet! #cats #blackcats #catsofbluesky
Our old guy Jet sings a triumphant “I pooped” song so we can celebrate with him 🐈‍⬛💩🖤
I thought I’d love the green one, but it’s the wrong green. Instead, I love the purple one and the sky blue one. Even the yellow one is preferable to the green one.