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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 9d

The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 9d

I told you to follow the fucking bird and you didn't.

Now he's doing cool shit, so last chance buddy.

FOLLOW THE FUCKING BIRD

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 9d

Can I ask you how to solve a rubik's cube?

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 10d

I've often had the thought of what happens to the world's largest rubber band ball in the apocalypse.

This gives that energy.

ShawnJPB 📼 @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social · 12d

"You promised you would take me there again, but you never did..."

Giant hot dog sign advertising Hilly Billy Hot Dogs

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 15d

Its... familiar...

But not too familiar

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 22d

I've always said I could maybe handle 5 at once, but if its one at a time, Im definitely hitting like... high 60's

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 23d

Original vs. Edited

I'm really proud of how my color grading skills have developed

Does any rich person out there want to buy me a reference monitor?

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 23d

It's the age-old question of how many elementary school-aged children could you beat in a fight before you were overwhelmed, staring you right in the face.

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 23d

Hell yeah bud! Keep killing it.

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · 24d

The rapture happened, God just doesnt fuck with you.

A message to all Christians.

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Sep 19

Ya know what, I am gonna reactivate my gym membership on monday.

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Sep 11

It was really weird that they gave that horse depression in that kids movie that one time.

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Sep 7

Rewatching all the Friday the 13th movies and I just got to 5... pray for me

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Sep 5

Diamondback Brewing Company in Timonium, MD.

Pizza: Pesto Sauce, red onion, mozzarella, prosciutto.

Pretty cool they had Mexican coke

Had a beer called Shipleys choice. I chose it. The loop is complete.

Went on an open mic night, service was fast

Spent 28$

Overall score mid 8/10

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Sep 5

Shut up idiot and follow the bird

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Sep 3

Me after a very long and unhealthy relationship is over: "Man, it feels like I haven't been to the bone temple in at least 28 years."

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 31

Who up hoisting their own petard?

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 25

Guys I've got bad news, I'm reverse Benjamin Buttoning. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 25

Practicing my color grading (I think its about time I got my certifications)

Why are reference monitors $11,000 dollars?

Left is a LUT Color Grade with minor adjustment, right is my own. For reference the shirt is pink.

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 23

Everything might suck right now, but at least it's been 25550000000 days since our last Raptor attack. Keep up the good work guys.

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 20

There's no world where this works.

Unlike Jason, Michael Myers doesnt run, and if they try that same vcr teleport effect its gonna look out of place.

The single player narrative being from Michael's perspective? Thats so wildly stupid. I dont know how they'll motivate the player to want to murder.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · Aug 20

Halloween: The Game Reveal Trailer (coming 2026 - single player and multiplayer from Illfonic. PlayStation/Xbox/PC) www.youtube.com/watch?v=f46i...

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 19

Shotgunning my beer at home alone just so I can feel alive

Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 19

Thats what I was thinking, if its the peripherals of the virtual machine, then the 2.4g should help with the process be a bit more streamlined.

The one nerf of Mac, and the reason Im a PC guy, is due to games just not being designed for the OS.

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 19

Honestly, if you have the cash to do so, id swap to a 8bitdo ultimate 2 wireless. 2.4 for zero latency, android compatibility (phone emulation goes crazy with it)

One of the best controllers I've used in years. share.google/TsiGeE3JTGK4...

They also just did an Xbox compatible Rare themed collab.

8BitDo Ultimate 2 Wireless Controller

8Bitdo is a premier 3rd party video game hardware company with a special focus on retro themed game controllers. Renowned for producing the highest quality retro controllers on the market.

share.google

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Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @editorcharlie.bsky.social · Aug 18

Everyone's favorite Drag Queen Anime

Drag-Race-Ball Z Super

Hosted by Rupaul in Goku drag

Slay the house down boots Piccolo

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