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edieroberts.bsky.social
Edie Roberts
@edieroberts.bsky.social
250 followers 460 following 590 posts
Queer writer and performer calling Detroit home. Often touring. Never boring. Way way better IRL. Responsible for @bathmatics.bsky.social and half @pitymilkpress.bsky.social
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 2h
The #satan #worshipped by the #elites is not the satan I know and love.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 2h
Eye contact avoidant airport experiences.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 3h
Lies!
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 19h
Jesus fuck… who is buying this shit?? Such slop.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 19h
Oh hell yea.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 1d
Def not getting oasis from this.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 1d
Let ‘er rip.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 1d
So what she gonna do about it? Chum with some border patrol bros again? Come on slotkins, we’re not in the shire anymore! WE KNOW! Glad you realized it yourself.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 2d
The old world dies ugly.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 2d
Big #obama #speech hit the base hard with ‘citizens not subjects’ but we don’t need any more convincing… what’s the move?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 2d
What do we make of him stepping in like this? What’s the call? I didn’t catch anything actionable. We not in the convincing stage… we get it… what’s the move Barack? Any ideas?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 3d
Poly is just more of the same problem of ownership and scarcity making. End contractual love. Friendships are the highest forms and can include everything we need.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 3d
End couples forever.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 4d
We’ve seen enough.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 4d
It’s beer.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 4d
Kitchen nightmare style make over show but instead of struggling with a demented/trenchant/impossible restauranteur who will fail by a blistering statistic... pass the ownership to the employees, give them a week or two of support and watch them pop off.

#newworldstrugglestobeborn
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 4d
Suited up and reporting for duty with my little treats.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 5d
Meanwhile Dave the #millenial server has a #baseball cap on #backwards embroidered with ‘titties’ —- #generational #divides — #shitlooksbleak
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 5d
Horrifying number of #youngpeople chatting #bible at this #hipster #cafe in the thumb of #michigan.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 5d
Amazing haha.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 5d
Ole Tommy tub o shit.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 5d
Graphics for the (hypothetical) masses —- #itsourmoney #snap #ice into #oblivion
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 5d
The incentive to blast little snippets of thought into this abyss has rarely ever really excited me. But if I don’t do I even exist?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 6d
I challenge AOC to recognize a giraffe.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 6d
It is wild the kind of dumb they are sometimes. It’s brutal and we have to flip it over but it’s important to recognize the stupidity along the way to disenchant their actual power. These ppl are hella stupid.
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