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Count Spatula

@eatyourdarlings.bsky.social

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Logical Chaos Goblin. Rationally empiricist mess. But strives to be nice. Nerdy. NSFW. Nifty!

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Jun 3

His Knight & Squire was rather special.

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Jun 1

Favourite #DoctorWho moment:

Mine’s actually from the extended universe Virgin New Adventures but this hit 14 year old gay me HARD and has never let go.

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Jun 1

All Doctor Who is valid x

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 31

Pipe break at the Campbell Park light pyramid.

Sat under the Campbell Park light pyramid in the sunshine

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 26

#MCM

In Greenwich park a shot of the pavilion

#London #photography

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 21

That’s a beaut!

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 20

So.Goddamn.Cute.

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 16

Well son, just sit back and relax…

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 16

He get’s it 😉

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 16

Thanks man!

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 16

Repost your favorite cigar pic!l 🔥🥩

Wearing a green latex surf suit and clear pvc boiler suit whilst lighting a cigar

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 15

Fuck. This is SO GOOD.

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YouTube video by Lola Young - Topic

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 11

Woof 💦

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 11

Heron!

At St Pancras Lock on the Regent’s canal.

Had to be quick and messed up framing - gah!

#photography #london #heron

A heron on the canal side of the Regent’s canal in London

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · May 3

Light up time

#gayrubberman #cigarfetish #gaycigarman

Sat relaxed in a leather arm chair, one leg up over the arm rest. Covered neck downwards in black latex.

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 27

FINALLY finished the No Man’s Sky “Relics” expedition. TBH I found it a bit of a slog. There’s usually a sprinkling of lore or a new perspective on the expeditions but this time it was “here’s new gameplay loop…now repeat” and it just didn’t grab me.

Got some spiffy new duds out of it though!

#NMS

Photo mode screenshot from No Man’s Sky. My player character (an autophage who wear insect chitin armor) looks into the sky on a dusty planet. Planetary rings sweep majestically over head

At a fossil excavation in No Man’s Sky, my character (autophage) talks to a Gek overseer of the dig. Scaffolds, floodlights and a giant excavated skull are in the background

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 26

Reskeet with a harness picture.

Totally encased in shiny black latex. An eyeless hood, catsuit and gloves cling tight to my skin. A thick leather harness wraps around my torso and heavy leather cuffs weigh down my wrists. One gloved hand holds a lit cigar, smoke pluming around.

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 26

I like this place. Some people say it’s creepy but I find it peaceful. No one around and the only sound is trains rattling along in the distance.

#photography #panorama

Panorama shot of disused lift shafts deep under the streets of London. The original Angel station, closed in 1989 now crumbling away, forgotten.

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 21

Must remember to get new gloves

#gaycigarman

Male, shaven head, looking face on to the camera. Just visible is a black leather shirt and tie under a leather jacket. In his gloved hand is a lit cigar. Obscuring the lower half of his face. Smoke curls around the glove and drifts upwards

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 16

First thing that came to mind was the poor Tauntauns of Hoth and it left me wondering if we could find a cow big enough!

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 16

Blarg. Been talking too much about work stuff. Here’s some dead cow.

#gayleatherman

A man stood face on to the camera against a white background. His head is shaved and he has a badly dyed moustache. Dressed in leather, a pair of black breeches and a “cinnamon” (blame MR. Riegillio for that description) short sleeved shirt. One gloved hand resting on his belt buckle, the other forming a fist.

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 16

Thank you!

Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 16

Blimey that was quick. Just got an email saying I’m through to the next stage.

Ugh - it’s a “no need to take action” thing. It’s a screening stage and it’ll take several weeks. Not that surprised it’ll take so long as it’s one of the rare vacancies at this place that was open to external candidates

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 16

Correct, it’s a Grizzly :-) Alas, it is no longer in my possession!

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Count Spatula @eatyourdarlings.bsky.social · Apr 16

5 stage process with a caveat of “we reserve the right to add additional stages”. If I get through that there’s 8 weeks training where I might not be offered the role at the end if I don’t “meet the required benchmark”

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