Alfred F. Jones
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I guess? That might work.
I don't have blinding mushrooms. Can I just soak some in bleach or something? Or would that be too dangerous?
3 blinding mushrooms, roughly chopped
1 onion, finely chopped
1 clove of garlic, crushed
2 carrots, finely chopped
250 g green lentils
olive oil
salt and pepper
1 litre good vegetable stock
1 onion, finely chopped
1 clove of garlic, crushed
2 carrots, finely chopped
250 g green lentils
olive oil
salt and pepper
1 litre good vegetable stock
...how do you make one day blinding soup
Right~?
Oh my god that's such a good idea
Make her one day blinding soup and put it at her door with a "From Ivan" tag on it.
What if his sister reads his text messages and gets the wrong idea
Text him then.
I'm shy 👉👈
Why don't you ask him to check them?
Man, why can't Ivan check my glands? Some guys get all the luck
[ Reaches over and takes his glasses. ]
Oops.
Oops.
What if I do this?
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
I am not going to entertain this childish game.
I know you are but what am I
You are slacking.
Not quite that taken
Like the little men I tie up and shove into my backpack.
He's taken 😤
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