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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 24m

'The more fake gold, the more [vomit-]style points'

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 28m

File under:

'Reaping what was sown'

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 5h

Nailed it.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 7h

Chin up, Dodgers. Being down 9 runs Canadian is only like 6 runs US. And after the tariffs, you’re only behind by like 3, 4 runs tops.

#worldseries #bluejays #dodgers #wantitall

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 5h

They invite the most amazing wormheads on these shows...

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 6h

Is the old East Wing replacement slated to be called
the Epstein wing

Reminder to get proper themes trending

Epstein tRump Epstein
Epstein tRump Bondi
Epstein tRump Prince Andrew
Epstein tRump Epstein
Epstein tRump Bondi
Epstein tRump Prince Andrew
Epstein tRump Epstein

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 6h

I do not like undisturbed cracking columns.

Double-tap, please.

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 6h

Dear rascist,
Keep Calm
and
Keep Doing
the Same.

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 6h

wut?

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 14h

well, looking closely, it's just stalled.
zero growth.
Depends a lot on how inflation haas hit that sector (very hard to say, between fixed contracts & endemic corruption).

But the contraction should be underway, yes.

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 14h

File under:
'Trying hard to get fired'.

Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 15h

The official statement from the MAGA White House as the US hits a rapidly increasing all-time high $38 trillion national debt, is:

“At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.”

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 15h

I admit this was not on my 20225 bingo card.
It was prominent on my 2026 card...

rogue_corq @corq.bsky.social · 16h

BREAKING NEWS: Military production in Russia has suddenly collapsed, according to The Moscow Times.

Yuri Kobzar19:33, 24.10.25 Throughout the three-plus years of the war, the Russian military-industrial complex grew at double-digit rates, but in September the trend reversed. After three years of production boom, growth in Russia’s military-industrial complex has stalled and begun to decline, The Moscow Times reports, citing recent data from Rosstat. “The military-industrial complex, which had become the main driver […]

ukrainetoday.org

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 17h

Well, yes, anyone with a brain wants rascia crushed,
its empire dissolved,
its hubris as well,
its military defeated soundly,
a national humiliation
(so rascist drama queens can be happy)
and all at each other's throats.

For it to never be a threat again.

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 20h

campaign trail talk.

Next, he'll be attacking Croats. Just wait 'n see.

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 21h

maybe we can send tRump
on his fighter jet
to dump some
golden dye
on the bridge...

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 22h

the bridge is there so that rascist can flee,
as their sphincters lose all power.

( who wants them? )

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 22h

'balanced growth path' what a euphemism for
'continuing its decline on a consistent pace...'

omissis:
'... until the very end of the year. After that...'

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 22h

other motive:
'cause starlinks are falling out of orbit at alarming rates.
Move at alarming rates!

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

Nah. KGB is exploiting a door that was always there.
The Clinton impeachment over a blow job was petty; the pettiness driven from Watergate.

The Guarding Overtly Pedophiles party cannot even now leverage the real impeachable aspect of Clinton: that of overtly lying.

That is how ridiculous it is.

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. & I've been around the guy who was tasked with the dirty deed.

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

In essence 4T rubbles is 66-100% of the existing deficit (according to the day of the month one looks at).

Removing subsidies?
factor in food costs, we might be looking at a new show...

🍿
FWIW, I do think the subsidies will be gradually lifted, as every-day Ivan is now used to higher prices.

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

A new pattern is emerging: significant fluctiations of personnel losses.

after a lull in numbers, they perked up around october 9 (see 7-day µ), to come back down by now.

[Red october... tin pu birthday Oct 7...]

ru-war-losses.coitusinterrupt.us

Table of rascist losses, 3 weeks up to 2025-10-23

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

Hah! So there's a @boycottamazon.bsky.social account in the fediverse.

pertinent.

[ really not joking. With google, meta, apple ... one must definitively remove those from our lives. There *are* valid alternatives ]

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 2d

Bezos fires 40% of AWS DevOps team & lets AI take their spot (he's not rich enough I guess).
[ AWS is insanely profitable already ]

Then this.

There are many reasons to #BoycottAmazon (& whole Bezos empire), but 'survival' is an ever-more important one.

I've weaned myself off completely. You?

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

💯.

It's amazing how they haven't gotten over something that happened 50 years ago. 2/3 of the population wasn't even born then.

Which tells you something about their warped mindset.

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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

despair not. November has not yet arrived.

General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 1d

also, zero restraint.
He had some semblance of control over his discourse,
but I (& I may be wrong) perceive that he is tired,
not reflection on what he'd say,
just relying on his basic persona.