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Dutchie

Dutchie

@dutchieh.bsky.social

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Loki's companion. Tesla driver. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty. Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.

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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · May 23

Heard this from an American who moved to Canada:

In the #USA owning a gun is a right, access to health care is a privilege

In #Canada, access to health care is a right, owning a firearm is a privilege

Strikes true, and really sums up the cultural divide.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 8h

The Duality of Man.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 8h

Babe, wake up; New tagline for @bsky.app just dropped

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

It's amazing what happens when Musk isn't meddling.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 9h

The answer to your opening question is “no”

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 12h

“Half” is doing a real disservice to the level his senility has achieved.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 12h

“Paepah and pen wer good enough for muh fahduh, it’s good enough fer me!”

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 12h

One doesn’t simply MAGA into NY. Its gates are not just guarded by zillennials but a sleepless Woke and the land is a progressive stronghold.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

I bet he can still beat his personal record with a little time and effort.
#YouCanDoItPierre!

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Forfeiture of Russian plane seized in Toronto requires feds to ‘disentangle’ ownership | CBC News

Foreign Affairs Minister Anita Anand says pursuing forfeiture of a seized Russian cargo plane that has been parked for years at Toronto Pearson International Airport has forced the government to “dise...

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

I find it interesting how for a few years I was heavily interested in all that, and for a year now I keep forgetting when P&D deliveries are released. (I still have a small leveraged ETF in TSLA that I am selling down on peaks)

It’s been freeing.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

Because of the invasion. Not officially seized but it is not allowed to depart.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

What was the German woman’s handle? BoomerMama? She broke ground for Elon on the turn to the right.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

And then there were the ones that C) were happy to ignore anything problematic because they were getting paid to be there (Jeremy) or D) were already ahead of Elon on the right and just welcomed him to their POV

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

I can see the Russian Antonov aircraft that’s been grounded here in Toronto since 2022 from my office

Not as pleasing a paint job, but it is a big beast.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

I fear a lot of that crowd stayed, last I checked. Was quite disappointing but it has been a year so I imagine that algo has thoroughly ruined them. 😓

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

That was a well-crafted wish. Glad you got all the candles in one blow.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

By accident / On accident.

It’s a generational thing. Something in the mid 80s happened and ruined youngsters’ talkification.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

Never gets tiresome somehow.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

#DeathOfFrunkPuppy

David @evsanon.bsky.social · 14h

sigh. thankfully all the doggy twitter accounts I use to follow over there have come here to BlueSky. Alas the supposed “Tesla friends” have not. whatever that means about them… i miss the camaraderie of the original climate change mission.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

a man wearing a hat and a tank top is smiling and says hello

ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is smiling and says hello

media.tenor.com

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13h

*sotto voce* “strong influence is where I say if I’ve gone insane or not” -Musk (presumably)

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 1d

JD will be able to couch it in terms to make him feel better.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 1d

Narrator: there actually is no gold in the product.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 1d

The leader and deputy leader of the #CPC #ConservativePartyOfCanada are straight up unpleasant.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 1d

Because of woke.

Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re contagious your coworkers will thank you for not working.