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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 2h

She killed her kid’s puppy; she doesn’t give two shits about her child, why would anyone expect her to give one shit about brown people. The Hague is too good for her, but CECOT has vacancies.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 1h

Omfg! He’s not planning on ever leaving alive. &he is delusional enough to think DonJr-the CokeFiend &then Barron-the-Product-of-OldManSPERM-Spectrum-Dweller will succeed him in a Dynasty-of-Destructive-Grift. Can someone arrange for a brick to fall on an his Executive Order Signing Hand?

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 2h

Trump is too goddam demented to remember who’s sitting next to him inhaling his DIAPER fumes; no one should expect him to remember what he said off-the-cuff a year ago while high on ADDERALL. Now he’s reduced to a bloated SackOfFeces& Weekend-At-Bernie’s ROTTING TAXIDERMIED POODLE for psychopaths.

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 2h

She killed her kid’s puppy; she doesn’t give two shits about her child, why would anyone expect her to give one shit about brown people. The Hague is too good for her, but CECOT has vacancies.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 2h

Dementia patients are very Literal. Satire is above his ability at this point.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 1d

NYC Is making me dizzy

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 1d

Reggae is the BEST. Don’t even try Wagner - IYKYK. “Djoo eat? He said djoo eat.”

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

audio,no video. sound quality is listenable. Plug joke is more than halfway The hour was ready for a special, then COVID, recurrence of cancer that he kept secret from best friends. He eventually filmed it from a living room couch, no audience, so no laughs.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

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Norm Macdonald Living will "Don't Pull the Plug"

YouTube video by Chairman of the Bored

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

youtube.com/watch?v=mruL...

Norm Macdonald Living will "Don't Pull the Plug"

YouTube video by Chairman of the Bored

youtube.com

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you, I just changed it. JD Salinger was getting old.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

A very wide broom. It’s on YouTube.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Just looked at your “Don’t make block you” in your profile. Mind if I use, “Don’t make me pull your plug”?

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

“Extension cord” is courtesy of Norm MacDonald’s fear of a hospital custodian brooming the plug out of the outlet.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

This is what happens when a demented HORSE-headed PERVERTED Gelding is impotent&unbridled.He Shoots SterileBlanks at furry faces of desperate humiliated barely-legal kids, teens (like Ivanka), &a petite but DD-cup EJean look-a-like. All to stall the pain of LOSING The “Exqine-Sex & SidePeace.”

EquineAdultFilms.actor

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Thank goodness, I was worried it was a TIA or detached retina. Glad it’s techno-fascist-nerds tripping over the extension cord.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Those 1980s caterpillars above beady eyes were more creepy than his Apprentice look, but less creepy than his current decrepitude.
IF SOMEONE WROTE TO HIM begging him to GROW THE BROWS, he probably wouldn’t, but he’d talk on&on about the wonderful letter praising his manly good looks.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Librarians need CombatPay for dealing w/ the unhoused&mentally ill. But teen boys who can’t wait for college to learn about “their selves” via obscene risqué RosChast cartoons are the BIGGEST PAINS IN a FRIEND’s TUCHUS. You were expecting P-word? Get your head out of the gutter; READ A BOOK.

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Dementia Test Tongue Twister:

“How much grift would a grifter grift if a grifter would grift corrupt opportunist Gas Stations posing as Countries?”

The Weather’s nice in Mecca during pilgrimage, but watch out for the tourists expecting to Run With The Bulls. They’re Low-Info-raffle-winners.

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Just like a typical goy dictator. I’m nostalgic for the likes of Moshe-the-Mensch &Hyman-the-Humanitarian, not to mention his sons-in-law & gifted 16-year-old, UChicago Economics-major maternal nephew. Yes, 16-years-old. Boychik can’t grow peyas, the voice cracks, but what a head for numbers!

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

EDIT: “until he’s left BY the” victims and whoopie partners.

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Cuomo should be criminally&civilly accused by each victim until he’s penniless &left the mistresses, concubines, friends-with-benefits, subordinates, co-workers, hotel-housekeepers, masseuses, waitresses, saleswomen, &late-night-undocumented-office-cleaning-crews-fearing-deportation. Total Creepster

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Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

JD took 2-free EyeLiner&Mascara classes at Bloomies Make-Up Dept &he’s grandiose enough to touchup the face of THE EXPERT w/ cameras rolling. This administration is backwards& doesn’t understand seniority deference or unintended consequences. If it’s Revlon paste, look for hives& puffy eyes Thursday

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 4d

Yucko&Sad. But if a Larry-Sacrifice is in the works, I’m not only willing to help serve&cleanup, I’ll bring your favorite sides&risk my PETA CARD &board seat, if you save me a piece. We know he’s not as succulent and beefy as before, so just a bite of dark meat and a little taste of white meat.

Seamus McIsaac @dusty8.bsky.social · 5d

I saw the interview.