Critter! ΘΔ& (it/its, 🔞)
@dumbplush.bsky.social
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21y.o, sometimes NSFW, minors DNI! DMs always open! :D 🇬🇧🇿🇦, based in Liverpool Autism, ADHD and plural. not-so-secretly a plush. profile pic: @brandythewuff.bsky.social
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hello!! i'm critter, a not-so-secretly plush fursuiter from the north of England.

expect nerdy rambling, photography, and lots and lots of plush, rubber, and suity stuff. suit makers credited below!
Wetherspoons needs to stop leaving their booth seats open - I’ve fallen asleep in one after a chicken basket and got woken up by someone I went to school with an hour later 🫣
half the cast are angels and the other half are amazing to watch on twitter
the entire cast is an amazing group of queens who i hope stay booked and blessed for years but that means we have to be aware of our public image :))
some of the drag queens on all stars 10 need to remember a few things

1. you’re on a reality show where the editors and producers can crown whoever they want

2. you’re a public figure and being negative on public accounts means the fans are gonna attack other queens
my school has random TVs that advertise several businesses that no one visits, that are halfway across the country. i got free tuition because of it lol
That’s why I like Street Fighter (excl. 5) so much - long combos just generally don’t happen much so it’s way more neutral/footsies focused, which I love
“Delve” everywhere. Excessive em-dashes.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
sending several plush tigers your way :3
question to those in the teaching profession: how would you give feedback on an essay that’s at a fail/borderline grade without being overly negative? kinda lost atm x(
evil plush tiger chasing you down on all fours send post
“woke” being converted to a pejorative is the worst thing the right has done for modern intellectualism by far
this one is new and semi-recently purchased iirc :))
kinda funny how being sexy in this fandom does a lot of heavy lifting in absolving people of responsibility huh xd
Your IKEA product name is your name spelt backwards with an umlaut.

NRÜTAS sound… cool? Definitely not adhering to Swedish phonotactics but maybe I’d be a mattress or something :P
Your IKEA product name is your name spelt backwards with an umlaut.

ÜHTYSP is... unpronounceable! Maybe a broom, or something that you use to clean up a mess? Maybe that's the noise you made when you knocked something over.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelt backwards with an umlaut.

XÜEVOD I think is an exotic light fixture that only comes in purple for some reason.
The keigo here is honestly the best part