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dumberbiggerbetter.bsky.social
The dumber, the bigger
@dumberbiggerbetter.bsky.social
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'Dude, what's that buoy you have, hahaha! *poke* Holy fuck!!! *touch again* What the fuck, bro, is that...are those your pecs? How did you get them so big?! That's...obscene... Huh? Why you giggle like an idiot? Dude, stop bouncing your breasts!'
@bigmnm.bsky.social
'Huuuh, Doc, I don't know why but, like, my back hurts, like, a lot. What changed? Huuuh... I got big, huhu, I wanted big muscles. *flex* Look at that, huhu! Huh? Proportional? What you mean? Pecs too big? *look at pecs* Pecs too small, Doc! Need more! Huh? Wear a bra so less back pain? Huuuh...'
'I hope those pills work, I need to be huge and- *grow immobile in a second* Huuuh... *try to open mouth* Mmmh-mh?! MMMMMMH!!! *keep growing forever*'
@maxmuscle3d.bsky.social
⬅️ 'Yeah, man, it's hot seeing you growing, but don't overdo it, okay? I've seen some guys who did, and it's disgusting how big they are...'
➡️ 'What happened to you?! It's disgusting, bro... What...what are you doing?! *see his friend touching himself, grunting 'More...'*'
@juicedcatboy.bsky.social
Sexiest peace of meat in the world ♥️
'Pump more roids in me, NOW! *gulp, gulp* So big, need MORE! *flex* Mooore! *grow and grow and grow* MOOORE!!! PUMP ME MORE!!! *gut gets 5 times bigger, pump drops from mouth* SO BIG, *try to flex* NEED MOOOOOORE!!!'
@cyberroids.bsky.social
'Sorry, Sir! My bum is so big, my pants are, huuuh... *feel air on ass* What was I... *see boss' bulge* Mmmmmm, Sir, you look big, hehe. Your cock would look good in my pussy... *spread cheeks* Please, Sir, my pussy is, like, sooo hungry...'
'Of course, you have room for more, babe. We need you so much bigger. Imagine: pecs so inflated they keep your mouth shut, your gut so bloated you lose your balance. *hubby swallow everything* Good hog. Grow for me, you dumb beast.'
@maxmuscle3d.bsky.social
'Fuck, when are you gonna understand you're getting way too big, honey? I have to wash you myself almost each time, I'm tired of this! You really need to- *is punched* What the... Okay, I'll do it, hon- Sir, sorry. I'll do everything, Sir, don't hit me, please...'
@cyberroids.bsky.social
'Huhu, me pants rip, pussy so big, huhu. What me wear for work, now? *try to think* *see pussy in mirror* Huuuh, pussy so hot, *moan, caress pussy* need more big... Huuuh... Fuck work, me call doctor so me have more big pussy!'
'Time to test this Tits Juice! *read the instructions* Take a sip per week only, yeah, whatever... *drink the whole bottle* *pecs grow, bouncing in face* Holy fuck!!! Look at those breasts! *touch them* Oh fuck... So big... Huhu... Tits so big... Huhu... *pinch nipples* Huuuuuuuuuh... Need more...'
'Huuuh... Please, Daddy- huuuh...wait for me, huuuh... *try to walk* Muscles and pussy, huuuh, sooo heavy, huhu. *struggle to breathe* Sooo big, Daddy... *take a breath* Think...huuuh...think I can, like, be even bigger?'
'Yeah, stand there, I'm gonna take a picture for your medical file. Do you even understand me? Fuck, you're dumb as fuck, aren't you? My colleagues won't believe you're real, haha. How many of these growth pills did you even take? What are you saying? 'Mooore,' yeah, I'm gonna give you more.'
'What, me need leave gym? Me too big? But...me need more big! Me need gym! Please, me do everything!!! If me is fucked, me can stay? OK, but please, me need grow...'
@penguin78677045.bsky.social
'Fuck school, Dad, I'm a fuckin' God, now, *flex* and I'm gonna get *flex* so fuckin' much *grow* BIGGER!!! *grow faster* SO BIG, *flex* NEED MOOORE!!! *grow* LOOK AT ME, DAD, I'M A FREAK!!! *crush Dad* YOU'RE SO PUNY NEXT TO ME! *break Dad* NOBODY WILL STOP ME, NOW!!! I'M GONNA GROW MOOORE!!!'
'Huuuh... So hard to, huuuh, breathe... So big... Huuuh... But... *flex* Huuuh, need so, huuuh, much, huuuh, MORE! *flex harder* More... *grow* MORE... *struggle to breathe* *grow* MOOOOOORE!!! *grow faster* MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!! *explode*'
'Yeah, worship me, faggot, submit to my power. Yeah, good bitch, you know I can break you so fuckin' *flex* easily. You gonna serve me, for the rest of your pathetic life.'
'Yeah, Coach, huhu, I took the 1,000 pills at once. *grow* *RIIIIIIP* Fuck yeah, look at those pecs! And *RIIIP* that fuckin' cock! Yeah, more! *grow* What, Coach, you want that dick in you? *force Coach on cock* Yeaaah... *Coach's bones break* FUUUCK YEAAAH! *grow*'
@penguin78677045.bsky.social
'Huhu, found doctor to make me boobs more big. Say he can make me boobs *struggle to count on his fingers* 5 times more big! *happily giggle* Me want boobs so much more big, huuuh... *moan, get hard*'
'But, like, why me need know, huuuh... *drool on pecs* Huh? Sorry, bro, but, like, numbers make me brain go, like, ouch, huhu... *drool even more, bounce pecs* Huhu, big tits, huhu... *dumbly laugh even more* So hot, huuuh... *start jerking off* So biiiiiig, huhu...'
@cyberroids.bsky.social
'My little bro is 16 but, thanks to his abuse of steroids, he looks older...and freakier. I'm 24 but I ain't the big bro anymore. He literally owns me. I'm scared of what he'd do to me if I disobeyed. What do I have to do? Worship him, mainly. And do his injections. He needs to be bigger, he says.'
'Fuck, those roids are so good, huhu. *flex* Fuckin' huge, gonna take more, so fuckin' more, *grow* fuck yeah. *grunt* Gonna get so fuckin' enormous, FUCK YEAH, *grow* A FUCKIN' GOD. *grow* YEAH, FEAR ME, YOU FUCKERS, LOOK AT ME, *flex* I'M A FUCKIN' MONSTER. *grow* FUUUCK, MOOORE!!!'
'Hey, faggot. Yeah, I'm at your girlfriend's place, that bitch just sucked my huge cock and swallowed my potent load like a good slut. What? Nah, fag, we're not best friends anymore. Have you seen how much I changed? *flex* I claimed your whore, now it's your wallet's turn. Send, cuck.'
'Dude, WHAT THE FUCK, I thought you just wanted to show me your new shirt! What the hell happened to you?! Your ass wasn't...that big...before... Fuck. Even my girlfriend doesn't have a pussy that big... Fuck, so smooth... *touch* And so wet. I'm gonna fuck you, badly. TAKE IT, WHORE!'
'Yeah, faggots, never seen someone as perfect as me, right? Yeah, admire my physique, sniff my intoxicating smell. Get dumb and docile for me, good sluts. I can do anything 'coz I'm a fuckin' Alpha, hahaha! *flex* So fuckin' hot, *kiss biceps* fuck yeah.'