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dubs0203.bsky.social
🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️
@dubs0203.bsky.social
4.2K followers 2.5K following 19K posts
“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.” I’m John | 44 Proud ALLY and advocate; Human Rights for ALL 💙🫶🏼🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sports 🏀 Marvel nerd Cat dad 😻
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 10m
G’nite sexy babies. Peachy dreams 🖤🖤
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 51m
Play with me in bed? 😏

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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 1h
a man in a suit and tie wearing a helmet says " that is fantastic "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie wearing a helmet says " that is fantastic "
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 2h
I dunno 😂😂😂😂
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 2h
At least one 😛😛😛
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 2h
Go Jays! 😛
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 2h
Hahaha
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 2h
Careful, they may kidnap you 😂
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 2h
So you got yourself into a “god fearing” state 😂😂😂
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 3h
When you have to pee but don’t wanna get up. Ugh. 😩
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 3h
Did this a couple weeks ago 😂😂😂
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 3h
Whipped CREAM, indeed 😏
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 3h
a cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face .
ALT: a cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face .
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 3h
So hot 😂😂😂

It’s why I only take cold showers 😛
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 3h
Me too 🫠🫠🫠
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 3h
It is 🤓
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 4h
Boop 🤓
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 4h
First, thank you. I’m glad you enjoy my posts. I try to have fun and be silly.

Second, I’m not that attractive 😂. No reason to be intimidated by me or anyone. Looks aren’t the whole package. 🖤
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve had some one night stands. I’m sure I probably knew their name at the time (maybe) 😂
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 4h
I mean that’s generally the plot, no? 😏
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 5h
Well, it involves the tongue, so I’m down 😛
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 6h
I mean, I subscribe to honesty being the best policy. So, I would say just tell them and if they don’t like it that’s on them. One can’t improve without knowing where they have opportunity.
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 6h
Mercenary 😘
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 7h
a close up of a frog wearing a wedding dress and veil
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🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 7h
Correct 😂
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