DR WORM (PHD)
@drwormphd.bsky.social
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[🔞NSFW ACCOUNT🔞] Send me things to do here https://doctorwormphd.straw.page/ Bisexual worm man. 26 I’m not a real doctor but I am a real fa-
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Hi, please call me Worm. (🪱)

I’m deeply anxious, if I don’t respond it’s bc I’m shy and you’re probably very cool.

If too many people are looking at me I will crawl back under my rock.

I want to be the most respectful, responsible, and polite pervert I can be. Thank you.
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Old man thinks he’s being sooooooo scandalous

#mranttenna #deltaruined just to be safe ig
The evil brain worms are telling me I need to enroll in community college… the evil brain worms want to take creative writing and political science and art classes……
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Fuck it. I felt hot today. Hot and brave. (Ignore my ugly ass room)
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A drawing of Spamtenna’s kiss that I made when I first started getting into it🫠

#deltarune #spamtenna
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i forgot to post this here it’s already kind of old but whatever it’s still silly #deltarune #spamtenna #tenna #spamton
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more recent thing that’s more stupid #deltarune #spamtenna
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This has probably been done 1000 times. Time to make it 1001 #Spamtenna #Deltarune
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Dude I figured it out. All you need to be hot as a fat guy is a hairy chest and a bulldog harness. It’s literally that easy. Go from shlubby fat guy to leather daddy bear with this one easy trick.
Also YTPs. We both have a library’s worth of YTP clips permanently etched into our neocortex. We’re like fucking windup toys. I cannot start busting out the horny Kim Petra’s lyrics PLEASE.
Anytime me and my other autistic friend meet up we annoy the shit out of everyone around us because we CANNOT stop singing the Chili’s baby back ribs song. Nether of us have ever been to a Chili’s.
Anytime I draw dicks I hear “I’m a penis genius, I’m a semen Jesus” in my mind. I’m terrified it’ll sneak it’s way into my rotation of vocal stims and I’ll just unthinkingly start saying it out loud.
Don’t SAY THAT
(I’m booing you but you’re right……)
I’d never seen this beast before omfg I love him
Please look at this bootleg Aliexpress Spamton plush I got advertised on Pinterest I’m fucking dying
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i did have other things planned but i quickly realised i was biting off more than i could chew so uhh here's another for the wip wednesday pile