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SpaceAge Polymer
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I miss the honky tonks Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
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Never wrestle with a pig. You get all muddy and the pig likes it.
There are so many hot women at this Quiznos.
“Water? I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.” — W.C. Fields
The religious right are neither.
“I don’t understand Pinterest…” I mumble to myself after addictively scrolling Pinterest for three hours.
So would I 🤣. Gotta find it. Someday I’ll be organiz…oh who am I fooling.
Now where did I put that shit? : A memoir. By me.
This reminds me to hunt down a folder I have of vintage product design images. I’m constantly saving screenshots…and then misplacing them 🤦‍♂️ but I have a collection of mundane items that were works of art straight outta the box.
grandpa onesie. the future looks bright.
Related monkeypox? Or is that so 2021?
Gonna sort through that grocery bag filled with grocery bags I have stored with the grocery bags.
I haven’t skeeted in a while…due to load management
Oh, the list is endless. DB Cooper FTW
Tuna Blue

Hmm, might make an alt account out of that one.
Can’t we just focus on UFOs or Bigfoot? Life was so simple pre-fascism.
Riley Gaines while George Burns

…or something. I’m here all weak. Tip your waitress.