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David

@dmbee94.bsky.social

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Will try to be witty, talk about book, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

Left or right x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 8h

Oh it’ll be fine! It’s just the sheer amount of people coughing around me which I don’t enjoy 😆

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you, I will not x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 9h

Haven’t said this in a while:

Off to London for a meeting.

Don’t I sound important?

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 22h

Do you have a bum flap? X

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

The spirit of grey joggers is that you show the outline of your big fat cock xx

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

Left or right x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

They don’t exist bb xx

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2d

On opposite day!

God let me finish!! (A phrase you hear often) xx

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2d

Good because I hate you xx

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2d

2nd tier? I used to be somebody x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 4d

That is honestly such a fast pace to have kept up for so long. You are my hero x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 4d

Just checked - we’re using on average 10L water a day less than at the start of the year :)

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 4d

Afraid not, we’ve got a follow up letter to explain why our bill has gone up and the first sentence is ‘cozzie livs’

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 4d

I’m about as South as you can go and oh boy don’t the water companies know it!

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 4d

My water bill has basically doubled in 18 months and my habits haven’t changed.

We’re all so fucked x