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Rowan

Rowan

@dizru.bsky.social

11 followers 18 following 54 posts

23 || He/Him I just be saying shit

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Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 5d

I cannot woof bark my way out of this one

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 7d

Cutting onions never made my eyes water, he says while taking a huge bite out of a raw onion

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 11d

God forbid a man have a dog as his pfp in this day and age

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 11d

Why is my entire discover timeline on this profile babyfur stuff??? I don't have any opinion on it but it's not my cup of tea and I swear it's all I see 😭

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 12d

ts is buns

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 12d

I don't even want to make a new account, I have to. because some scumbag keeps logging in and messaging my family. they trust me cus I'm the tech savvy one and keep getting their info stolen cus of it 🖕

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 12d

I've been trying to setup a new Facebook for over a year now on and off and every single time I am stopped because my old account that's been compromised is using the phone number already. But they won't let me change the password to the old one lmao

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 12d

Facebook and insta are exceptionally good at making sure you cannot use the service because they won't let you make an account without immediately banning you for no reason other than the sin of wanting to sign up.

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 12d

I don't even put this much milk in my homemade mac. I really am from an ingredient household

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 12d

Why does hamburger helper require so much milk I'm going to fucking die

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Vitikko @vitikko.bsky.social · 15d

digital sketch of werewolf lucien west

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Mete @whymete.bsky.social · 12d

lucien west (wolf) from #Fortnite

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 24d

Homosexual

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 25d

I have the same mental illness

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · 25d

Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with a person I talk to and then I see they play overwatch/league/fortnite and it makes a lot more sense

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Sep 15

I forgot already but he's tired so he's behaving 😶

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Sep 15

Can't sleep... thinking abt new methods of dog training because my mini monster is not so mini anymore 🙂

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Sep 6

I'd specifically make sure every toilet in the house acts up. The water raises just a little too high that you feel the fear of god through your spine. And then it starts actually flushing. But I'll do it randomly so you think your crazy

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Sep 6

Ffxiv oomfs step up before it's too late

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Sep 6

if i were to die and learned a bitch who never spoke to me is commenting under my stuff like we were friends I'm haunting them and breaking their shit like in the sims

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oomf touching his balls on the TL

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Aug 31

gotta draw myself a job next

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Aug 31

drawing a cock in less than 20 seconds in front of my mom wasn't on my 2025 bingo but it was a power move

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Aug 28

The evil and nefarious undiagnosed genetic auto immune disorders

Rowan @dizru.bsky.social · Aug 28

I love being outside but why does my skin feel like it's being burnt with a hot iron whenever the sun hits it.