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THIS JUST IN: TRUMP INVESTIGATED OVER 10M DONATION FROM EGYPT. CALLED WORST PYRAMID SCHEME IN HISTORY.
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One of my uncles drove himself to the hospital, where he died of a heart attack. That was 1964, before there was any healthcare of any kind. I guess that's where we are headed. RIP Uncle Leo.
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FROM THE "THIS ONE REALLY HURTS" FILES: RIP THE GLORIOUS MISS DIANE KEATON.
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THIS JUST IN: RON POPEIL, INC. INTRODUCES NEW ITEM "PUTIN'S POCKET PRESIDENT"
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Probably in the water tank of a golden toilet.
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Sending the swat team to Chicago.
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My pleasure. Doctor says I have to slow down on those things. I was up to a pack a day!
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THIS JUST IN: GOP concerned over Trump use of steroids, says he Is often disoriented but adds 50 ft. to the longball. Names him to WH softball team

In a related story Trump becomes lost while trying to walk to a bathroom and ends up in the Oval Office instead. Decides to piss on the Constitution.