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Susan

@dimsimkitty.bsky.social

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Cats. Vegan. Aroace Lesbian. Bringing the gay pirate brainrot to yet another platform. Edward Teach devotee. I also love Buffy. Xennial. Header pic by @CuFeilidh

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · Jul 12

Delighted to share my OFMD Reverse Big Bang collaboration with @escargotcargot.bsky.social!

Up Ship's Creek - Teen - Ed/Stede - 43k

Inspired by the world of Schitt's Creek

Chapter one is up with a new chapter posting every 2 days.

archiveofourown.org/works/673966...

#OFMDReverseBigBang

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 7h

Not all heroes wear capes. 😌😂

Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 7h

They were great!

Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 7h

Bluesky wouldn't let me filter it! I tried so hard!

Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 7h

But yay for your friend!

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 7h

Misread that last night as your award. 🤦‍♀️

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 7h

a cartoon character says " me to you " with his mouth wide open

ALT: a cartoon character says " me to you " with his mouth wide open

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 7h

😂😂😂

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 11h

🫂🫂🫂

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cat🌿⚔️ @catvaliere.bsky.social · 12h

just two boyfriends kissing under the moonlight 🌖💖

#ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdfanart

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 23h

Hotttttt xxxxxx-rated Edward "Blackbeard" Teach foot pics.

Yarn Ed's naked feet. They are cylindrical. They are biteable. You are soooo turned on right now, even if you aren't a foot person. You are one now.

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Me toooooo.

Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Well done on the award!

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

My new best friend. 🥰

A woman with red/pink hair peering out from behind a large yarn doll of Ed. He has a sad face because he doesn’t have a Stede but it's okay Ed you have me now. 🥰

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CitrusSynning ✨🏳️‍🌈🔞✨ @citrussynning.bsky.social · 1d

Hard Disciplines returns today and the boys put “taking it slow” to the test.

CW: spoilers for HD plus 🍆

A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death reclined on a bed. His back is arched as he simultaneously fingers himself and jerks off. Between his legs is a phone on a tripod making a video call where Stede Bonnet jerks off on camera. In the little inset box you can see a tiny version of Ed on camera, going to town on himself.

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 6d

They needed to be closer, actually
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #StaurdayMorningSketch

Full color illustration of Ed and Stede sharing an early morning cup of tea on the deck of the Revenge. The timeline is a somewhat nebulous S2, perhaps a “What If” scene. Ed is wearing the pink Depression Robe open and loosely draped across his shoulders, Stede is bare chested and they’re both leaning, pressed tight shoulder to elbow, making moon-eyes at each other. It’s insufferably charming.

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Omg! I'm about to have crescent rolls for the first time ever. 🥰

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Two years ago I got the OFMD brainrot and now I'm almost at the end of a three and a half trip around the US hanging out with so many pirate pals. 🥹🥹🥹

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Also adding my finds: Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Gentlebeard. They are everywhere.

A purple rock that is glittery with darker purple crystals in it.

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

This was soooo hot. I read it on a plane in the middle seat and was extremely normal about things. 😌

alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ wee con! @mediocrepirate.bsky.social · 7d

#ofmdkinktober25 it’s a bad idea, right?

or not, if you’re into age difference older stede / younger ed & plentyyyy of daddy issues 🔥

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72248181

graphic with big read letters reading ‘bad idea right?’ followed by a snippet from the fic summary:

“Thought you were” —kiss— “still mad at me.”

“I am,” Ed says, his mouth moving to map hot trails down Stede’s neck. “It’s just… this whole older man taking responsibility for his shitty actions thing is really doing it for me right now.”

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cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 1d

Picture of Ed Teach in busy leathers from the side so you can see his booty #ofmd

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Yes I support this!

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Shieldmaidenofmithrilhall @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social · 2d

Had the honor of exploring the Natural History Museum with @dimsimkitty.bsky.social and @ann-banann.bsky.social yesterday and we found all of Stede Bonnet’s costumes in gemstone form!

Four giant chunks of gemstones in a museum display case. One is green, one is gold, one is red, and one is turquoise and white

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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 16d

Hey, in case you were wondering, these two guys really love each other 🥲

A cropped digital drawing of Edward Teach with his long hair dramatically billowing in the wind, looking off to the side.

A cropped digital drawing of Stede Bonnet, grinning and looking off to the side of the image.

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 2d

Too cute

Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 5d

My undying devotion (that you already have)