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DigDoug

@digdoug.bsky.social

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Quixotic. Through and through. All opinions are my own, not my employers. Because I have a soul and corporations do not. quixotic_doug on some meta shit. digdoug in a lot of places.

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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · Nov 29

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity

Mahna Mahna

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 9h

Made a “quis custodiet ipsos custodes” joke.. and was told speaking Latin was really good birth control. Which reminded me of this from “memories”

On this day
10 years ago
Doug Churchman
Oct 24, 2015 •
A battle 350 years in the making. (If you get this joke, I'm sorry you also didn't date in High School)

Newtons (fig, cookies)

Leibniz (chocolate cookies from Germany)

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 1d

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youtu.be/U4XOGovAK0E?...

[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction [2023 Remaster]

YouTube video by DEVO - Topic

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 1d

it's 9AM there. You have so much time to finish your list!

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 1d

legit 'lol'

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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 1d

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 1d

The internet was a mistake.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 1d

The hoodie says Mickey, the beard says Yensid.

Old nerdy dude with grey beard wearing a sorcerer Mickey hoodie from rsvlts

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

Every day in my youtube home page, there are a couple of mixes... One based off of "The Anatomy of: Talking Heads - The Great Curve" and it's always super fun. But lately I've been getting another one bubbling up, based off of "The Coup - 'The Guillotine'"

I'm OK with these algorithms.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

I just gotta know, are we going to try to love each other?

(I would hang a print of this linked pic soooo fast)

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

She required far more explanation than I ever thought I'd ever have to give to a very non-plugged-in relative. (This would have been late 90s/early 00s)

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

I told my grandmother, in passing conversation, that I thought some bear or another was really cool (I think it was a totem in a museum). She starts buying me bear stuff, after the 3rd t-shirt or something, I have to tell her, as a 6'3, 300+lb dude, I cannot wear that without implying some.. stuff.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

I love it when a dog just says, 'let the world come to me...' and takes a big ole snootful

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

nothing is more fun to say than "Farfalle"

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

I'm with you. I want Ohtani to win a game, strike out 11, hit 12 home runs, steal 4 bases, have an OPS of like 2.7 in the series, and Toronto to win 4-1.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

She's a badass. I think she's in the new Dark Crystal making of doc too, that's on Netflix.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

looks to me like someone had it at 21% , and changed the text to 8%, but didn't redo the graphical side. Either way, kinda illuminates this dude's approach to everything.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 2d

and it comes in the most magical and Princely of flavors... A Rasberry Sorbet, like the kind you find at the nearby drug store.

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 3d

Platner's tattoo is literally the specific piece of Nazi iconography from the "Are we the baddies?" sketch.

Mitchell and Webb: "Are we the baddies?"

YouTube video by CrystalRoseCreations

www.youtube.com

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 3d

he was on the last jococruise we went on, and made me a superfan. He is so good.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 3d

I don't know man, doubling down on stupid things you once believed in spite of evidence is as ancient as humankind.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3d

always very moved when i remember this.

Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 3d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 3d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Don Quixote Attacks the Windmill
Sancho Panza is in the background, disbelieving.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 3d

Heinlein's really really fascist framework stories.

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 3d

Every day on bsky, I see people saying things that remind me of a world with knowledge and possibility and taste and actual hope.

I see the other things too, but when I can choose where my attention goes, I choose the light.

[reminding myself of this as much as you]

DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 3d

Welcome to fee-for-service healthcare! [derogatory]