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Diddley Nubbins

@diddleynubbins.bsky.social

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Swearing enthusiast. Often drunk. I talk 93.7% inane drivel, and the remaining 14.9% is mostly incoherent. "A stupid boy" - Mr Young - art teacher circa 1986 #KitchenMosh

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 6h

Sweet! As the kids would say.

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 7h

I know. Please dont do the heroin Richard, its not becoming of you.

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 7h

Is this you reflecting on buying heroin from a dealer on a bus to Bristol today?

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 7h

Gesundheit.

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 7h

You're absolutely right. The one labelled hazy wasn't really hazy at all. It was 6.5%, so I gave it a pass. Not hazy, though. Not even slightly murky.

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 7h

That bloody Dmitri! Chess tutor, pilates instructor and masseuse! There's nothing the muscle bound freak can't do. My wife sees him 3 times a week and is left exhausted after their sessions.

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 7h

Oh no, on the contrary she is exceptional selfless. For instance, she spent 2 hours in the garden shed with Marco the groundsman helping him sow his seed and didnt even take a cup of tea off him.

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

Next day soup is the only proper day to eat soup.

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

My Portuguese groom of the surfaces, Rodrigo, does a magnificent job. My wife had him dealing with the bedroom furniture the other day, shouting 'YES YES YES!' over and over in encouragement.

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

Anything that isn't enhanced by the application of drop of ketchup,is a food not worth consuming.

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

Double beer pic as I forgot to post an earlier one as I got sidetracked with a sumptuous dinner of carbohydrates, protein and tomato ketchup. Cheers! 👍🍻

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

Cheers matey! 👍🍻

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

Cheers amigo! 👍🍻

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 8h

I am doing ok,thanks mate! Acknowledging, im having a dip and not getting back out and getting some help for it means im managing it much better these days. Not in crisis, just not savouring life as I should but in general, im good! Cheers Victoria! 👍🍻

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 9h

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 10h

Skål Michael! 👍🍻

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 10h

It's been a week on the tablets for my wonky head. All going well so far. Been advised to abstain from alcohol with them at this early stage, but I spent my late teens & early 20's in the 90's. Believe me, it's not the worst thing I've mixed with alcohol! Cheers! 👍🍻

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 11h

Taken the viagra early tonight? It's still, no excuse for not getting the hoover out though.

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 11h

Carpet could be doing with vacuuming.

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 1d

I approve. Haven't had a good chili in ages come to think of it. Enjoy!

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Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, that some fucking job you've got!! Fucking cheers mate! 👍🍻

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 1d

I told her this BB, but she can't understand why i chose fluorescent green. To match my socks, obviously.

Diddley Nubbins @diddleynubbins.bsky.social · 1d

I have many. I mix and match. And i wonder why my marriage needs saving...

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