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Owen

Owen

@diceguy.bsky.social

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Is this thing on?✌️ trash human in perpetual decline Dull/Angry/Sexy/Filthy/Political/News/Geeky/Pointless London🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🦤 Any/All

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · Nov 10

Oh I think I like these new long John's 🫣

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 15h

Diwali 🎇 is kicking off round the corner

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 17h

I like carrots 🥲

it was to bulk up the sauce

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 17h

I'm going to throw it out
It does not taste good
The smell is making me feel ill🤢🤮

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 20h

decided to try to be "healthier" by adding in some carrots to a chilli con carne

I over estimated it and now it just smells like carrot soup😐

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 20h

decided to try to be "healthier" by adding in some carrots to a chilli con carne

I over estimated it and now it just smells like carrot soup😐

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 20h

👋

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers

ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

I was thinking being mangled in a factory machine

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

Not entirely sure a quick snack of pepperami, jarlsberg and strawberry milk is really going to cut it but hey that's life sometimes

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

It's stuck in space on New Shepherd, fortunately Katy Perry is not there

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

One of the few benefits of older/classic films

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

I used to enjoy bad films, but these days I fear I just do not have the patience to suffer through them.

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

I got 99 problems and during "October" they are almost entirely related to tripods😅

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

It's shit🤷‍♂️

I get that for the time it was ground breaking etc but yeah it's just not good

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

🤓🤗😇

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

😅I am also hole🥹👉👈

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 1d

I thought okay let's give it a couple weeks as the first one was more of a catch up, and maybe they were saving on that to make the next episode really good.
But what the fuck was this shit?
Is this how the swifties felt the other week?
6yrs and they put out this garbage!

#OnePunchMan

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

We all agree that Laura didn't turn up because she couldn't stand to be in the same room as someone with principles, knew he wouldn't fall for her shit & knows what he stands for, but also so that when everyone posts about it they will quote it as "Victoria asked" so that it doesn't come back to her

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair it does, for 5 minutes until you refresh the page😮‍💨

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

Ooo well done dude, may I ask how you did/are doing it? I need to pull my finger out and do the same but im struggle bussing with the initiation push.

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

I'm waiting to hear of another robbery in Rome or London and then we can't start the Indiana Jones/National Treasure conspiracy discussion 😍

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

Posted this on the otherside.

Not sure if this is an excuse to post for #SlutSunday, to show off the ridiculous coat I got in the charity shop yesterday for £7, or to try and force me out of my body image funk🤷‍♂️

Either way you're welcome/I'm sorry

naked except for a green faux fur coat and a baseball cap saying Small dick Big Dreams kneeling on a bed, with the shy emoji covering my junk

naked except for a green faux fur coat and a baseball cap saying Small dick Big Dreams kneeling on a bed, with the sad eyes emoji covering my junk

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

Feeling nostalgic, thinking about when I hosted an "anon" fuckngo back in Brighton & the hot muscle twunk I'd wanted for ages turned up. railied me all over my room picking me up to fuck me in the air🫦😍 and ended by pulling off the condom (this is pre prep days) and shot into my gape🤗

Goodtimes💚

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

Just remembered the twink last weekend who was aghast upon hearing that I despise Gemma Collins & that I view her the same as I do Ann Widdecombe or Katy Hopkins🤷‍♂️

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

amzn.eu/d/caPGWZs 🫣 they're basic as fuck and the material is not amazing, I went with them as a proof of concept really.

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 2d

kilt/skirt?

or, the wrap trousers i got (would need them in a nicer material) work excellently

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 4d

I want to say Jason Goes to Hell🤔 I remember it was one of my sister's birthdays and she was having a sleep over where they watched it.

Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 5d

What horror movie did you see WAY too young?

Mine was Poltergeist.