Di
diarts1.bsky.social
Di
@diarts1.bsky.social
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I paint opera, theatre and ballet sets and also murals. I also make wire sculptures. www.diarts.org.uk Two cats Easily bribed with biscuits Seeking a bit of sanity here in a world that seems to have lately lost the effing plot
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Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of unexpected explosions. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
Petition: Ban the public sale of fireworks!
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of ...
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Well into his old age, WG Grace was still prone to randomly acting out his more memorable moments at the crease much to the intense ennui of those around him.
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Too late Gladys realised that she’d sat next to one of those annoying bloody buskers that pretend to be statues.
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Brilliant! Especially love the mummies (it’s the eyes)
Well, thought Tarquin, Schafernaker had said it might be a little inclement today but failed to mention the plagues of pestilence, frogs, boils and darkness in his weather forecast this morning.
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Tarquin is a such a bloody drama queen, thought Cecily as she feigned unconsciousness rather than have to indulge him in his thespian tendencies once again.

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Thanks Moose!
Tricky for AI to do (at the moment) but amongst other things, I make wire sculptures.

www.diarts.org.uk
Happy birthday! Age is but a number….
Clint Eastwood when asked about ageing said ‘Don’t let the old man in’, so I’m adapting that advice and not letting the old woman in!
After Agnes broke off their engagement due to her sheep farming ambitions, her fiancé was mistakenly comforted when she told him that she’d probably never find another ewe.
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The scene may have initially appeared bucolic, but neither of them had spotted ferocious attack lamb approaching from the right.
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Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI
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Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.
After sampling a glass of Horace’s homebrewed Mescal, Mildred spent the next six hours attempting conversation with a cactus.
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The Captain was unsure how to tell Mrs Wilberforce that she had a gannet impaled in her head.

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Midshipman Brown had brought along his crossbow in case Mrs Wilberforce needed a little encouragement to board the tender.
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This bit from an interview with Lionel Ritchie in The Guardian this morning made me laugh a lot
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You don't need to sign up for all their bs or give them your email to vote. Just click submit.
The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll

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POLL: Is Reform's migrant visa plan racist?
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As our model here shows, this year’s fashionable farmer about the field will be mostly wearing corduroy and moleskin. Optional accessorises to complete the look include a battered trilby and a big stick.
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Yes, Millicent was sure of it - Squire Tomkinson was once again off his tits and hallucinating witches on broomsticks after consuming some of his latest crop of rye.
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Ah, I see your dilemma!
That’s one weird looking geranium 🤔
Gerald had caught his heel in a drain but he felt sure the ladies hadn’t noticed.
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Wargrave was best known for hosting the National Stare Out Championships.
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