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David F Ross

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Young, gifted and black...I used to be one of these things. Architect and Writer...I am currently both of these things. Website: davidfross.co.uk

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David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · Nov 16

A wee reminder on behalf of my sponsor @orendabooks.bsky.social
This book is now a physical thing and therefore available to pre-order.
“It’s the best thing he’s ever done”
(Anonymous)

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David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 16h

Up. Face like it's gone ten rounds with the Raving Bonkers. Hair like a broken second-hand Ker-Plunk circuit. Voice like the aftermath of a Buckaroo boot in the chankers. Morning.*

*script reveal for the new John Lewis Xmas Ad Campaign
(Song: Dead Kennedys ‘Too Drunk To Fuck’)

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 1d

Up. Face like a charred Haribo pizza. Hair like a Vietnam forest after a napalm strike. Voice like an acid-infused Freddie 'Parrot-Face' Davies. Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 3d

Up. Face like the newly-born child of Hagrid and Zelda from Terrahawks. Hair like the shredded tape from an unwound C90. Voice like an angry drunken budgie, squawking abuse from a verandah in Springboig. Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 4d

Excellent news mate. Well deserved. Fingers crossed for you.

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Nebo Peklo @nebopeklo.bsky.social · 4d

I’m gearing up for the Glasgow Print Fair at @thepyramidg38ds.bsky.social on the 25th October. I’ll have this Brutal Glasgow print available, with some concrete inspired totes, tea towels and prints. It’s the print event of the year!

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David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 4d

Up. Face like Plug from the Bash Street Kids, seeing his reflection in an oily puddle. Hair like a sheep-dipped 80s mullet. Voice like the Smash robots digging up a King Edward. Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 5d

PS: Further to Up…
Let it be known … David Ferencva-Ross, of House Hector’s. First of his name. Lord of the Piles. Keeper of the shed key. Protector of the Bacon Rolls … is on the throne in the unlockable chamber. He is not to be disturbed.
Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 5d

Up. Face like a plasterer’s radio. Hair like the Somerset Park pitch, mid-January. Voice like Frankenstein being chased from his temporary truck-driving job by pitchfork-wielding Reform MPs because he sounds a bit ‘foreign’. Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 11d

Up.
Face like Michelle Mone viewed through a locked steel door’s spyhole.
Hair like Kojak’s slevery lollipop dropped on a mohair rug.
Voice like a Yoker yodeller trapped beneath a collapsed naked Twister team.
Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 16d

Up.
Face like the wind changed and it stayed like this.
Hair like the ragged tawse of an over-used Lochgelly leathering tool.
Voice like I’m being ‘ventriloquised’ by Captain Hook.
Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 17d

Up. Face like an American Ryder Cup fan, MAGA’d out his skull. Hair like twelve truculent Haribo-high toddlers have slept in it. Voice like a Thai sex robot with cauterised vocal chords. Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 18d

Up.
Face like a toothless Yorkshire Gurning champion during a bout of post-competition constipation.
Hair like Ken Dodd standing on a live electrical cable.
Voice like Barbapapa flying high on LSD. Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 19d

Get a pie.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 19d

Up. Face like the result of a disagreement between the Tollcross Wee Men and the Toogle Tongs. Hair like it was recovered from a Shettleston skip. Voice like a 70s Opportunity Knocks audition reject.
Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 20d

Up. Face like a Byzantine gargoyle’s sex face. Hair like yer average '68 Haight-Ashbury oxter. Voice like ET syphoning diesel for the long flight home. Morning.

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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 22d

So this is coming up and it would be great if people could get behind it!

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Comedy Army

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David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 22d

This morning’s activities in San Diego.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 24d

Up.
Face like Marty Feldman passing a golf ball-sized gall stone.
Hair like the rough surrounding a municipal golf course in Kabul.
Voice like the dimpled ball from a Daly drive ricocheting through a Madame Tussaud hall of mirrors..
Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 25d

Up.
Face like it’s been used to remove Artex. Hair like the clumps Sarah Ferguson will have torn out this morning.
Voice like the sound of cement being mixed.
Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 26d

Up.
Face like a constipated gargoyle. Hair like it was pressed flat by a truck stop diner’s rusty waffle iron. Voice like Nigel Farage on his first full day in Hell, being rogered by the red-hot telegraph pole Satan playfully calls ‘The Brexit’.
Morning.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 27d

Up.
Face like a marzipan pizza left out in the rain. Up. Hair like a quilt made from the wigs of three Boney M tribute acts. Voice like I'm in skin-tight lederhosen, recovering from a boot in the baws by Kendo Nagasaki.
Morning.

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David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · 29d

A STATEMENT FROM THE ESTATE OF DAVID F ROSS LTD:
Out of respect for our founder’s ‘death’ (in 2002) today’s Up / Mourning has been cancelled.
He died (apparently), trampled to death by a horde of bagpipe-playing marchers during the NYC Tartan Day Parade.

David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · Sep 16

… and how supportive belief can take you anywhere.
What an absolute thrill to have been invited to contribute some thoughts to it.
Best wishes Dan.

You can - and you definitely should - buy the book here:

paulwellerfanpodcast.com/paul-weller-...

Paul Weller: Dancing Through the Fire: The Authorised Oral History - Paul Weller Fan Podcast

Facebook107Tweet0LinkedIn0Pin0Print0Email0 I am delighted to be able to announce the next chapter in this incredible journey and the hugely exciting news that in September, I will become a published a...

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David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · Sep 16

Dan’s pivotal discussion with Paul that concluded the first series of the Paul Weller Fan Podcast is hands down, the single best interview PW has ever done, in my opinion.
But what immediately strikes home about the book are the central themes of family, loyalty ….

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David F Ross @dfr10.bsky.social · Sep 16

This is an amazing book. A real testament to Dan Jennings interviewing style, making everyone (especially Paul Weller) feel completely comfortable and relaxed in recalling stories and events that bind them to the life-affirming impact Paul’s music has had, and continues to have.

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