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Desiree 🌞

@deztiara.bsky.social

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MSW student - figure skater - cat lady 📍Delaware | 29

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · Jul 14

✨ twenty-nine ✨

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 12h

The army sending unsolicited emails to my student account reminds me of the time a recruiter straight up came to my house in high school looking for me 💀

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 14h

Reminiscing to when I was in the hot chocolate bomb game lol. So much work but so much fun 😆

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 15h

Was just reminded of when I used to work at a call center and people always misheard my name as Heather 💀

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 16h

Best watched on whim with your girlies over wine (that’s how I watched it 😂)

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 16h

I remember them having an ugly sweater making contest, and one where they had to do an acting scene

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 16h

It was every bit as corny as you would expect lmao.

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 17h

Omg yes they did it last year! Somewhere I was able to watch the first couple episodes but you need Hallmark+ to watch all of it

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 17h

Noooo Halloween is gonna be cold and rainy! It’s 80 last year! 😭

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 1d

Wait I had sweet potatoes today!

…they were in a pie 😭

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 1d

I haven’t eaten any real food today just candy and snacks and fried chicken 😭😭😭😭

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 1d

Will I ever finish reading the book I started in July 💀

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 1d

Joe knows his angles bc one thing he’s gonna do is hold the phone for the selfie 😂

Barbara Sobel @barbarasobel.bsky.social · 3d

Our Joe smiling and interacting with people at Phillies Game.
He’s living his best life and he deserves it!!

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite is simply:

Birth (sent with confetti)

Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know what people have against the word "birthday" but I need everyone to get over it immediately because all the alternatives are ugly.

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 1d

As if I’m not still paying off what I owe them 💀

Meron @meronmonroe.blacksky.app · 1d

my alma mater keeps asking me for money

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 2d

Think I found the level of work out I need to be challenged but not overly frustrated and damn is it low level 😅

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 2d

Are some parts of the internet still out???

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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 2d

American democracy today....

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 2d

The Discover tab is a truly the Wild West

spooky jas 👻🎀 @jazzybean.bsky.social · 2d

Yall I accidentally swiped to the Discover tab why were my eyes IMMEDIATELY assaulted with a white man in a diaper spread eagle OHMYGOD

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is screaming with his mouth wide open .

ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is screaming with his mouth wide open .

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 2d

Ironically earlier today I was asking myself how badly does it hurt to break a bone so now I must ask you

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 2d

The already short on patience doctor at my internship was NOT having it today

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god girl 😭 I’m now counting you as the third person around me who has fucked up their ankle recently

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 2d

Oh so everybody’s Internet was broken today? 😭

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Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 3d

This weekend I:
Went to Costco
Baked pie
Did ALL of my laundry
Ate ice cream outside
Drank wine
Went skating
Ended tonight with a stretch

My mind is so clear

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 3d

After the last three weeks I had this weekend was SO relaxing.

Desiree 🌞 @deztiara.bsky.social · 3d

Costco has a street corn dip that’s very good if you add some of Trader Joe’s everything but the elote seasoning