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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · Nov 29

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/ #Necromerchant

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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 56m

//sleep well!! Maybe I’ll still be awake when you get up.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 56m

Mhm. Somewhere nice and comfortable and warm.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 58m

Cozy.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

Tonight. Before bed?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

Tonight. Before bed?

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

Give me the time and place.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

Yes!!

I mean… yeah, that sounds like a good time.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

//our mood stabilizers.

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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

Yes!!

I mean… yeah, that sounds like a good time.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

Screw me instead.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

… I don’t mean to screw things up.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

… I don’t mean to screw things up.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

I wasn't shaming you or anything.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

… that I feel bad for thinkin’ about your cock.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

//it’s good for the mental health ❤️

But so is plenty of sleep!

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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

… that I feel bad for thinkin’ about your cock.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

What're you thinking about right now?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

You know I have trouble with not doin’ that.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

You know I have trouble with not doin’ that.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

Can you stop thinking about my cock for a second?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

Cock. Meat. Same thing??

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

Cock. Meat. Same thing??

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

That's what I said.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

You said meat?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

You said meat?

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

What.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not bitin’ your dick off.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 1h

You said pigs eat meat?

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 1h

What.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not bitin’ your dick off.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not bitin’ your dick off.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2h

Pigs eat meat too.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

You want me to roll in the mud and eat the roots of various plants?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

You want me to roll in the mud and eat the roots of various plants?

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2h

You're right. Pigs don't wear leashes.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

I… no. Don’t think so, now that I think about it.

Too animal-like.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

I… no. Don’t think so, now that I think about it.

Too animal-like.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2h

You want me to put a leash on you?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

So that’s a hard no for you?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

So that’s a hard no for you?

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2h

Not literally.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

Wait a minute. Let me think about that.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

Wait a minute. Let me think about that.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2h

I should keep you on a leash.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

Never let me do that again. Please.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2h

Never let me do that again. Please.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2h

( One throwing up later. )
Feeling any better?

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 3h

I!… well— fine. Okay.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 3h

I!… well— fine. Okay.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 3h

Let's go to the bathroom.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 3h

I take plenty of things like a man

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 3h

I take plenty of things like a man

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 4h

Take it like a man.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 6h

Hopital.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 5h

I haven’t had any attention for 30 minutes. I’m so brave.

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 6h

—fine tooth comb, which was more interesting than the door at least.

Finally out of things to do after searching through the center console, Bruce just laid his seat back and closed his eyes. How terribly boring. So boring in fact, he found himself out of the car, marching into the hotel.)

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 6h

(Briefly, Bruce had wondered if he had enough time to completely dismantle the car, but decided that was way out of his knowledge zone. He’d already pressed every button on the console and had quickly moved to everything on the door, which was very boring. He had went through the glovebox with a—

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 14h

( Ryder let out an irritated huff at the absence of his keys. He dropped the bag in front of the door and headed for the reception where he coerced a spare key out of the owner.>

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 16h

(Well, if he didn’t have to go in then Bruce sure as hell wasn’t getting caught up in this. Bruce looked around outside for just a short moment, but quickly gave up and climbed into the car. He absentmindedly fiddled with the seatbelt at first, soon moving to press random buttons on the console.—

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 6h

—felt like he was sin suit that was covered in a surprising amount of lube and cum. That probably wouldn’t go over well with the general public.)

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 6h

(Bruce hurriedly chugged down the rest of the beer, apparently not willing to let it sit around and go flat after opening it. He would much rather enjoy it while it still tasted nice.)

In that case, I’m ready. We just need to change out of all of this.

(Suddenly, Bruce was painfully aware that it—