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Things I like: All things horror, Movies, Video Games,TTRPGs, Animals, Cooking Pronouns: He/Him We all deserve basic human respect, healthcare, something to eat and a place to rest our hat. My dog likes to post sometimes. Caregiver

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 7h

Getting a full Leatherface costume but not for Halloween. Probably best for 5 AM dog walks and the community bake sale.

“What do you mean you won’t buy cookies from me, just because what I’m wearing?”

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 7h

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 17h

The witch boar killed her husband. It sucks she wouldn’t change despite obviously watching the younger one’s progress all this time.

Never letting someone else be happy is just selfish shit.

Sorry, I’m preachy tonight, didn’t realize how apt this movie would be to my life now.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah it looks like it. He even liked her talons.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

I’m at the wedding night of the two right now.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

I haven’t seen a Jurassic Park movie since JP3 and Fandango has given me ads for the latest ever break.

I don’t care who stars in it I’d only be there for the dinosaurs.
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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

Her life was just straight up care for her dad, and get used and abused by others. Yeah, time to witch up.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

Marked but the spell is not complete. We know this because we saw no fire.

I feel I’m very behind people and I’m not even using Tubi tonight.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

Well she’s screwed, she decided to cry about someone. Really doesn’t seem to be a quality her friend would appreciate.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

So now she gets to be a guy. This is a real all around learning experience that she can only achieve by being a witch.

A whole lot could be said about being something other to fully experience the human thing but I’m not sure I’m super qualified or coherent enough to address this.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

Take that back not sure I could unless the dog actively attacked me first.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

Funny that guy is wearing the same thing I saw four people wearing outside Walmart today. Just white pants.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

This movie knew me right away. I’d be Dog as soon as I knew I could.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 18h

That was a real shitty first time but maybe they all are.
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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

The coolest thing though is she’s now learning to be a people with some other people who seem to care that she “gets better.” I always appreciate when we gets glimpses of true human compassion, although they probably won’t last for long.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

No, Macedonian here. I recognize the language but I only know a handful of words.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

So little and proper training. That’s how you get accidental murders and random gut stuffing. She really needed more training.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

Everybody has their Gollum phase, you think the witch would understand.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

She has graduated to witch but I still think they need better instruction. There was no discussion about how deep to make the cuts or how much blood you need to spit on the wound.

Now, she’s got to get used to doing everything with those new claws.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

I believe so just as this bird is the Witch.

I could be off a little but that seems to be the closest reading I can give.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

So mom begs for your life and puts you in hiding, after agreeing to give you to a witch when you turn 16. The witch takes your voice and now you live in a cave.

Everything seems normal.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

Why did it seem like she was reckless in cutting peppers near the baby’s face.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 19h

Joining up

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 1d

Every time you burn a zombie Trash gets her wish!

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 1d

Wouldn’t be surprised if this wasn’t supposed to be Love of the ReAnimator or something.

As many of you pointed out so much is ReAnimator

I just can’t think of a solid ReAnimator title for it. The edibles kicked in around Riverman and my popcorn suddenly got very interesting.

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Dedrick RotSlow Returns @derkawesome.bsky.social · 1d

Slightly more subtle but not really.

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A staffy watches as her owner eats something.

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