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Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
410 followers 290 following 560 posts
Writer/producer/director/recovering cannibal
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 6h
Down. Down, you fool.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 16h
Start selling that Leatherface graphic on a t-shirt.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 16h
Sidebar - great piggy bank!
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
You got it, Slutty.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
True story.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
What am I working on? Uh... I'm working on something that will change the world. And human life as we know it.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
11:55. Almost midnight. Enough time for one more story. One more story before 12. Just to keep us warm.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
I don't want to scare anyone...

But I'm going to give it to you straight about Jason.

His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 2d
Machines so fresh, they had yet to suffer the singe of a resting cigarette.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 2d
This seems like a really low key way to admit that Toronto is plagued with muthafuckin' vampires.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Creatures buried in soil for over a century burst back to life in Toronto waterfront
A project to restore coastal wetland leads to astonishing discoveries of a host of life: seeds and plant scraps, as well as water fleas, worms, larvae and plankton
www.theguardian.com
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Well, that was dull.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Loved that theatre as much as I loved democracy.
Both are gone now.
Like tears in rain.
a close up of a man 's face with blood running down his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blood running down his face .
media.tenor.com
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Worked for Bugs Bunny.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Vivieno Caldenelli, who directed this, also directed a web series I did called My Pal, Satan. I anticipate a fun time to be had by me.
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 3d
FYI: Check out an exclusive clip from SCARED SHITLESS, the new horror film starring Steven Ogg that's available on digital now.
Toilet Humor And Creature Features Collide In Exclusive SCARED SHITLESS Clip
Check out an exclusive clip from SCARED SHITLESS, the new horror film starring Steven Ogg that's available on digital now.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Why can't they have that moment when they realize it's not the money that makes them happy, it's the memory of their beloved childhood toy sooner than just before their inevitable lonely end?
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
I thought they wanted to colonize Mars. Why can't these billionaires make up their damn minds?!
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
How I wish this was true.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Look, I'm not a judgmental person. But if a person looks like a cannibal, I'm going to assume they're a cannibal.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Just start doing it freelance on the street as people walk - “this upstart rookie’s ability to find the ripe avocados in the market has the judges floored. Over to you, Michael.”
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 4d
That’s the kind of color commentary I want to hear on the broadcasts
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 4d
Well played, Matthews. Well played.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 4d
Have they realized that by calling their enemy antifa, they're admitting that they're Fa?
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 4d
Every time we make up a fake movie in our reality, it becomes a greenlit movie somewhere else in the multiverse
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 4d
Pi7ch Perfect - Tokyo Riff
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 4d
Pitch Perfect 5 - Pitcher Perfecter
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