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GOAL FOR THE DAY: To Have a Teachable Spirit . . .

“You hurt only yourself by rejecting instruction..”
~ Proverbs 15:32 CEV

“Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.”
~ Meister Eckhart
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I like my body. I’m not hunching a zombie. But I’ll look though… Y’all can have that.
Anyone eating hard shell tacos eat Cap N Crunch like skittles. Entire roof of the mouth has zero skin and feeling. 😭
If you eat hard shell, I know you eat bullets.
The real question is:

Hard or soft shell tacos?
“Y’all hear that noise?”

“Yup! That’s Meg running again. FOLLOW THAT NOISE!”
I just want to be close for when she start running after people… It’s gone clap and often.
Zombie Meg the Stallion, are you crazy??? She's already too strong, you think she's gonna be in a twerking headspace when she's a zombie??? Here's what's gonna happen to every single one of us:
😮‍💨
Anti Inflammatory Chicken Di’atini soup with spinach turmeric and carrots cooked in a bone broth for extra immune boosting qualities. Just in time for Flu Season
Absolutely. I’m very clever, cunning and can wield a knife effortlessly…

Hospitality and a paring or boning knife will keep the “guests” quiet and not draw attention.

Come get with me.
Bruh… They gotta spin the block on this one like they did Sinners 😭 The timing is wild off.
The Last Dragon in theaters for its 40th Anniversary🥋
AMC & Regal
Aww man.
- 2010 Forever 21. Northeast regional has a Black husband. Husband sleeps with a store manager in her territory AND the district visual. Word spreads and regional squares up with every white woman who is interested in Black men. Terminated.

- 2011 Nordstrom
- 2015 H&M
- 2019 Louis Vuitton
Listen… I have stories I can share 🥴
The leader of our flagship store was just fired this summer for fucking two department managers.
Called my girl last night for some coaching on a situation and my approach and she laid it out for me…

Homies like her are really valuable man…
White women and men. Especially white women.
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
I want to bet on really life instances. Fuck sports… Let’s bet on how long it’ll take to get food on a 1hr break and actually eat it 😭
Ideally, how long y’all think it’ll take for exlax to kick in if a person takes it RIGHT now.

The setup: Monday, the first of two meeting starts in less than an hour, each meeting is roughly 1hr, on-site, workday completed at 6p.

Taking bets.

Over or under?

I say 3hrs 😭. $20 going up lmao.
Cold brew.
24oz.
4 pumps of vanilla.
Extra shot of expresso.
Half and half.
Cup of ice on the side.

That’s not hard to remember 😭
Say man… Wait now…
Considering that nigga named his whole ass child after me, I’m sure. 😌
Say man… I am A ok with sliding my boxers off for THAT one. I’m watching this show and even I said, “Yes ma’am.” 😭
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Aye. Baby said, “Don’t bother my husband or you dealing with me 🤨” 🔥🔥🔥

Lol. She don’t play about hers 😭
What I think the ATCs should be doing.
Calling that grown ass man a child was a choice for them.
Fuck em all up. Abusers, manipulators, grapists… May they all catch hands, feet, knives, anvils, a falling meteor, etc. may their souls be freed from their bodies.

Amen.
Comment;

“Many men will stay loyal & friends with an abusive toxic man as long as he makes him laugh”

🤔

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