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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 4m

If only you of a few weeks ago could have known what a real “hard launch” was

elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 9m

I guess I can preemptively add making couple jokes to this list because I’m sure they will never shut up about it again

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 4h

Mmmm yes our toxic 3 year age gap

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 9h

You knew me before I was famous 💁‍♀️✨

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 10h

I can’t post it here because bluesky hates yapping and won’t let me post anything longer than 3 minutes 😭 I hate not being able to share with my bloomfs screw you bluesky

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 10h

If it keeps up this rate of views it will be my most viewed in about 2 days. My other videos took months to hit 100k but we might hit that tomorrow 😬

A tiktok that’s a black screen other than the text things Dan and Phil did before hard launching. It has 21.7k likes, 123 comments, 2,152 saves and 74k views

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 11h

We’re ending the day on 120. I’ve never had a video get this many comments in one day

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 11h

The phouse doesn’t but the phlossom tree does

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 11h

I can’t wait for the 3m subscriber special again!

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 11h

44 minutes. Had to which to data after 20 bc it only loaded 5%

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 11h

About to post a 5:38 video to tiktok let’s see how long it takes my shitty wifi to handle it

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 12h

Another five and a half minute hard launch compilation has hit the towers. And there’s clips I cut so there may be a third

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 12h

They’re the most monogamous people ever, they can only be poly with themselves

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 12h

Thank you for asking my permission to kill me, I appreciate that. Dnp don’t ask, they just tweet coupley selfies with no care for my well being

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 12h

The only downside to dating Dan Howell: he may leave you for himself

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 12h

Well if we were truly Dan Howell then those would be our only two options upon meeting a clone, but there is a third option: marry

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck or kill, what’s it going to be?

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 13h

@peggletwink69.exploration.team You wanna fight? You wanna actual fight on YouTube? /ref

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 13h

They put a big tick next to shipping in the video. They’re cool with it

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 13h

I have a shirt very similar to the one Dan’s wearing, I’ll be the Dan to your Phil

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sab :3 @phovaries.bsky.social · Dec 31

Dan and Phil being each other’s beautiful wives (2013 - 2024)

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 14h

POV you’re trying to make a Dan and Phil compilation

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Caitlon @caitlon69.bsky.social · 16h

It’s cool and everything that Dan and Phil have officially confirmed they’re in a relationship but when are they gonna officially confirm which one is Dan and which one is Phil 😔

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 15h

That’s going in the pre hard launch hard launching compilation 2

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 15h

Marriage, babies, dogs, introducing a third. They can still torment us

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