Dee Phunk
@deephunk.bsky.social
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NY expat, LA transplant, 🎨 for @slate.com, playlist savant, occasional music streamer, sneaker enthusiast, hoop addict, culture connoisseur, Pokémon Go level 39, washed husband, dad of two, former optimist, Libra.
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deephunk.bsky.social
Close! Freshman year at NYIT and then finished out at LIU/C.W. Post. Good chance I rung you up at some point.
deephunk.bsky.social
No Doubt’s Tragic Kingdom celebrated a 25th anniversary this weekend. Very fond memories of working in the music dept of Nobody Beats the Wiz at Broadway Mall in Hicksville, LI and literally playing “Sunday Morning” as the first song on Sunday mornings. Instant caffeine. Love that album.
deephunk.bsky.social
It probably didn’t help that I couldn’t name a Khalid song off the top of my head, though.
deephunk.bsky.social
Spent a solid five minutes explaining to a couple folks the difference between DJ Khaled and Khalid last night and I’m still pretty exhausted from it.
deephunk.bsky.social
The book doesn’t hit the same if he’s not running. Not lowkey whatsoever. 😭
deephunk.bsky.social
Those MJ/Phil and A’ja/Becky comparisons are not far fetched whatsoever. Give them all the flowers.
deephunk.bsky.social
You can’t go wrong. I don’t know if ppl really grasp how hard it was to do a 20-track album w/ no skips.
deephunk.bsky.social
“Calm Down” having the exact opposite effect has me ROLLING.
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abusesay.bsky.social
OG. Mask time! 😤 @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
deephunk.bsky.social
"Ante Up" is the most important song M.O.P. has ever recorded and they'll probably eat well off of it forever... but believe me when I say that it's nowhere near the best song on Warriorz. This sequence right here makes me want to break sh*t.
deephunk.bsky.social
"I'm a predicate / you n*ggas is delicate / all that bullsh*t you talkin' is irrelevant / I am devil sent / (Brownsville!) / all the way live muthaf*cka on some rebel sh*t..."

Billy has several moments where he just leaves Earth.
deephunk.bsky.social
"Ante Up" is the most important song M.O.P. has ever recorded and they'll probably eat well off of it forever... but believe me when I say that it's nowhere near the best song on Warriorz. This sequence right here makes me want to break sh*t.
deephunk.bsky.social
Happy 25th anniversary to one of the most important albums to ever come out of the borough of Brooklyn. Billy and Fame forever.
Warriorz
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deephunk.bsky.social
Just because emojis are unicode and you can use them in filenames doesn't mean you should actually do it.
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sklute.bsky.social
“your honor, I submit that my client Shawn Corey Carter has never taken a class that could be construed as teaching ‘tae bo’. In fact, at the time of the recording in question, Mr. Carter was not aware of any such fitness program’s existence.”
deephunk.bsky.social
Could you imagine if Jay-Z took Columbia Records to court in 2001 bc Nas called him a "Tae Bo ho" in "Ether" ?
deephunk.bsky.social
If this ain't the full fledged retirement year, it's definitely trending towards the "aaight y'all, I'm 'bout ta head on out..." season.
theathletic.com
NEWS: LeBron James will miss the start of the Lakers' season due to sciatica on his right side, the team announced.

He will be re-evaluated in 3-4 weeks.
deephunk.bsky.social
Could you imagine if Jay-Z took Columbia Records to court in 2001 bc Nas called him a "Tae Bo ho" in "Ether" ?
deephunk.bsky.social
Getting ACG'd out and going hiking to literally to get some flicks off is a flex I didn't know I needed to see until today.
deephunk.bsky.social
IT'S ON RECORD FOR ETERNITY THAT HE SUED A RECORD COMPANY BC A SONG THAT DISSED HIM BECAME A MEGAHIT. Just let that sink in for a beat.
deephunk.bsky.social
I can't stop laughing at this bit right here. 😂
joshuajfriedman.com
NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The issue in this case is whether "Not Like Us" can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. In light of the overall context in which the statements in the Recording were made, the Court holds that it cannot.
deephunk.bsky.social
Grammy Award-winning and now won in a court of law. I don't wanna hear any more discourse about whether "Not Like Us" is the biggest diss track in the history of the culture. There should be curriculum in schools about this now.
uebey.bsky.social
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
deephunk.bsky.social
These dumb-dumbs keep saying Tylenol (the brand) when they're actually talking about acetaminophen (the drug). And they're STILL wrong. I hope Kenvue keeps letting them run up these gaffes in prep of a mean libel lawsuit.
acyn.bsky.social
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
deephunk.bsky.social
I can't wait to take note of the ppl who get booked to perform on this. All that energy y'all had for Kimmel to get him back on the air? I wanna see it in reverse for the artists here.
andreagonram.bsky.social
This level of loserdom is actually incredible lmao. Siempre en el lloripari porque les falta sazón, batería y reggaetón 😌
Screenshot from a Turning Point USA tweet announcing their "The All American Halftime Show" for the 2026 Super Bowl
deephunk.bsky.social
I'm not even a bird guy like that and it had me outside in my backyard the next day looking up in the trees. It's so good.
deephunk.bsky.social
You know what else is dope about Listers? The filmmaker, Owen Reiser, turned off ads on and dropped his Venmo in the pinned comment on the YT page for donations for his next work. He gonna make some noise in the future. This @slate.com piece is the reason I gave it a shot in the first place.
One of the Funniest Documentaries of the Year Is Streaming for Free on YouTube
Listers is a journey into the dark and cringy heart of one of the world’s most peculiar hobbies.
slate.com
deephunk.bsky.social
Need something to watch? May I offer the highest recommendation possible for Listers. It's a two-hour long doc of a dude driving cross country to see/register as many birds as possible in one calendar year. It's educational, beautifully shot, and also hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=zl-wAqplQAo
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
YouTube video by owen reiser
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